HEY, KYLE.COULD I COME IN FOR A SECOND?
- I'VE BEEN DOINGA LOT OF THINKING,
ABOUT WHAT YOU SAIDAT WALLMART.
YOU'RE RIGHT, KYLE.I'M FAT.
ALL THESE YEARSYOU TELLING ME
AND ME SAYING'NO, I'M BIG-BONED'
OR 'NO, THAT'S JUST MUSCLE',
IT WAS ALWAYS JUST MELIVING IN DENIAL.
I'M FUCKING FAT, KYLE.
I'M FUCKING FATAS FUCKING FUCK.
- CARTMAN, ALL I WAS TRYING TOTELL YOU AT WALLMART WAS THAT--
- NO, IT'S OKAY, KYLE.
BECAUSE I'M NOT GONNALIVE LIKE SOME SLUG
WHO CAN'T EVENLEAVE HIS HOUSE
BECAUSE HE CAN'T GET AROUND.
NOW THAT I CAN ADMIT I'M FAT,
I'VE DECIDED TO FINALLYDO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
- OH, NO!
- DON'T KNOW WHAT TOOK MESO LONG, DUDE.
ALL I NEEDED WASA FEW EXTRA POUNDS,
AND THE INSURANCE COMPANYPAID FOR MY OWN PRIVATE ONE.
SEE, IT'S GOT A BASKETON THE FRONT
FOR MY CANDY CORN OREOS!
- YOU DON'T NEED THAT!GET OFF OF IT!
- DUDE, IT'S SWEET.
DID YOU KNOWTHEY MAKE ACCESS
FOR MOBILITY SCOOTERSEVERYWHERE?
I CAN SERIOUSLY GOFROM MY BED TO WALLMART
AND NEVER HAVE TO TOUCHA FLOOR ONCE!
- THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT
BY DOING SOMETHINGABOUT IT, CARTMAN!
- HMM, I CAN'T--CAN'T SEEMTO GET INTO YOUR BATHROOM, KYLE.
- YEAH, NO, THIS ISA PROBLEM, KYLE.
YOU'VE GOT TO MAKEYOUR BATHROOM ACCESSIBLE
FOR MY MOBILITY SCOOTER
OR ELSE I WON'T BE ABLETO TAKE A SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE.
- SO TAKE A SHITSOMEWHERE ELSE!
- THAT'S NOT THE WAYTHIS COUNTRY WORKS, KYLE.
YOUR BATHROOMHAS TO BE TO CODE
FOR MY MOBILITY SCOOTER.
IT'S THE LAW.
- WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN HERE?
- CAN'T SEEM TO BE ABLETO TAKE A DUMP IN YOUR HOUSE,
DOESN'T APPEAR TO BEHANDICAP ACCESSIBLE.
I'LL LOOK PAST IT THIS TIME,
BUT YOU BETTER GETTHAT BATHROOM UP TO CODE
IF YOU DON'T WANT A LAWSUIT.
WELL, I'M OFF TO GO TRY AND TAKEA SHIT AT BEST BUY, GUYS.
SEE YA, KYLE!
No More Living In Denial
Cartman gets a mobility scooter and demands that Kyle make his bathroom handicapped accessible.
The boys go shopping and can't help notice all the fat people on mobility scooters.x CLOSE
Cartman gets a mobility scooter and demands that Kyle make his bathroom handicapped accessible.x CLOSE
Cartman struggles with the shame of his new mobility scooter.x CLOSE
The government installs "tip assist" on all mobility scooters, as Cartman gives an impassioned speech about his size.x CLOSE
Kyle and Stan sit down to watch Honey Boo Boo.x CLOSE
James Cameron begins his underwater quest to raise the bar.x CLOSE
Token and Kyle devise a plan to make a documentary about Cartman's obesity.x CLOSE
Kyle unveils his documentary about Cartman.x CLOSE
Kyle confronts Token about the "documentary" they made together.x CLOSE
James Cameron continues his quest to raise the bar, while Kyle and Stan have a heart to heart.x CLOSE