man on TV: ERECTILE DYSFUNCTIONIS A FACT OF LIFE.
YOU WANT TO SHOW HERYOU LOVE HER,
BUT YOU'RE OLDAND SO IS SHE.
THE NEXT TIMETHAT SPECIAL MOMENT COMES,
DON'T LET YOUR SEX DRIVEFAIL YOU
JUST BECAUSE YOUR WIFE LOOKSLIKE A SHRIVELED PRUNE.
FAKE IT WITH CIALIS.
IT WON'T MAKE HER ANY HOTTER,
BUT IT'LL MAKE YOU NOT CAREFOR UP TO THREE HOURS.
AND THEN YOU CAN STILL HAVEYOUR OWN SEPARATE BATHTUB
FROM HER LATER ON.
- HEY, SHEILA,YOU FEEL LIKE HAVING SOME FUN?
- OH, DEAR.
DID THE CIALIS COMMERCIALTURN YOU ON AGAIN?
- HOW ABOUT I PUTON THE UNIFORM?
- OH! GERALD.
- HUH? WHAT DO YOU THINK?
YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT.
[knocking on door]
- OH, HELLO.
- U.P.S., MA'AM.
I HAVE A...PACKAGEFROM AMAZON FOR YOU.
- OH, DEAR.BUT I'M BARELY DRESSED.
- IF YOU'LL JUST SIGNRIGHT HERE.
- OH, YOU'RE SO ROUGH WITH ME,MR. U.P.S. MAN.
- YEAH?YOU LIKE YOUR PACKAGE, MA'AM?
- OH, YES!- HUH?
- DO IT HARDER, U.P.S. MAN.
You Like Your Package Ma'am?!
Gerald and Sheila try a little role-playing in the bedroom.
Gerald and Sheila try a little role-playing in the bedroom.x CLOSE
Ike breaks down after what he witnessed his mother and the UPS man doing. Kyle goes the boys for advice.x CLOSE
The men of South Park discuss what to do about the UPS delivery man.x CLOSE
Cartman gets a security system installed, while Randy becomes suspicious of Sharon's Amazon deliveries.x CLOSE
Cartman is less than pleased with his new home security system.x CLOSE
Randy and the guys confront the Old Man for advice on how to get rid of the UPS man.x CLOSE
Cartman puts his new security system to the test.x CLOSE
The guys use Bane costumes to teach the UPS man a lesson.x CLOSE
Just when Cartman finally needs his security system, he gets transferred to India.x CLOSE
With the threat of Banes looming, the people turn to the newest security measure.x CLOSE