- HEY, KID.
THEY SAY YOU'RE LOOKINGFOR SOME KFC.
- YEAH, WHO ISN'T?
- YEAH, WELL, UH,WE GOT SOME...
OVER AT BILLY MILLER'S HOUSE.
- BILLY MILLER?SERIOUSLY?
- AH, ERIC CARTMAN, RIGHT?
- TOMMY SAIDYOU HAVE SOME KFC.
- OH, MY GOD!
COLONEL'S POPCORN CHICKENAND HONEY MUSTARD SAUCE!
OH, GOD, YES!
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?- I HAVE MY SOURCES.
THAT'LL BE $85.
- 85 BUCKS?I DON'T HAVE THAT!
- HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
YOU'RE A BIG BOY, ERIC.
MAYBE YOU CAN PAY ME BACKANOTHER WAY,
DO A LITTLE JOB FOR ME.
I'VE GOT SOME SERIOUS KFCCOMING IN FROM A DEALER.
I NEED SOMEBODYWILLING TO GET A LITTLE RISKY
AND PICK IT UP.
- HOW MUCH KFC ARE WE TALKING?
- TWO BUCKETSPLUS A THREE-PIECE MEAL
AND FOUR SIDES.
- HOLY FUCK, DUDE.
- I'VE GOT THE MONEYTO PAY FOR IT,
BUT IT'S BECOMEA RISKY BUSINESS OUT THERE.
YOU GET THE CHICKEN FOR ME,
AND I'LL MAKE SUREYOU ARE HOOKED UP FOR LIFE.
DO YOU WANT TO DO IT?
- DO I WANT TO DO IT?
DOES THE POPE HELP PEDOPHILESGET AWAY WITH THEIR CRIMES?
A Risky Business
Cartman finds a source for his addiction, but winds up owing them big time.
The boys after-practice tradition hits a serious road block.x CLOSE
Randy gets his physical and is pissed to discover he's in perfect health.x CLOSE
Cartman and his mom drive to the nearest chicken joint, only to get more bad news.x CLOSE
Randy tries his best to get cancer, while Cartman tries to fight his addiction.x CLOSE
Randy finally gets his prescription for weed.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a source for his addiction, but winds up owing them big time.x CLOSE
After visiting the weed store, Randy finds a new use for his balls.x CLOSE
The chicken deal goes down.x CLOSE
At poker night, Randy brags about his big balls.x CLOSE
Cartman gets further involved with the chicken syndicate, while swollen balls take South Park by storm.x CLOSE