- WHO'S THERE?
- AH! PLEASE![alarm blaring]
- AH! AH!
- HELLO, THIS IS VARASHNUWITH WOLF HOME SECURITY.
- A MAN JUST BROKEINTO MY HOUSE WITH--
I DIDN'T SIGN UP TO HAVESOME INDIAN GUY CALLING ME.
ARE YOU EVENIN THE UNITED STATES?
- UH, YES,I AM IN UNITED STATES.
- OH, THAT IS BULLSHIT.PUT YOUR MANAGER ON.
- OKAY, HOLD ON.[line beeping and trilling]
- THIS IS KEVINWITH WOLF HOME SECURITY.
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
- NO, EVERYTHING'S NOTALL RIGHT.
HOW COME A GUY FROM INDIA
IS CALLING ME WHEN MY HOUSEIS BEING BROKEN INTO?
- WE HAVE ALARMS GOING OFFACROSS THE COUNTRY
14 TIMES A MINUTE.
THAT TAKES A LOT OF EMPLOYEESMANNING PHONES.
- YEAH, WELL, I'M NOT PAYINGALL THIS MONEY
TO HAVE SOME GUYON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE EARTH
TRY AND PROTECT ME.
- SIR, IT DOESN'T MATTERWHERE WE CALL YOU FROM.
WE STILL CONTACT THE POLICEIN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD.
- OH, REALLY?OH, OKAY.
GOSH, I'M SO RELIEVED.THANKS.
THERE'S STILL JUSTONE LITTLE PROBLEM.
HOW DO YOU KNOW I DIDN'T BREAKINTO THIS HOUSE,
SET OFF THE ALARM,AND NOW I'M STALLING
BY BEING UPSETABOUT THE INDIAN GUY
AND HAVE ACTUALLY STOLENA BUNCH OF SHIT, RAPED MY MOM,
AND YOU PEOPLE HAVE DONEABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT IT!
- I-I--WOW.THAT JUST FUCKED MY HEAD.
- YEAH, I JUST FUCKEDYOUR HEAD,
AND THE U.P.S. GUYJUST FUCKED MY MOM.
Hallo, Dis Is Varashnu
Just when Cartman finally needs his security system, he gets transferred to India.
Gerald and Sheila try a little role-playing in the bedroom.x CLOSE
Ike breaks down after what he witnessed his mother and the UPS man doing. Kyle goes the boys for advice.x CLOSE
The men of South Park discuss what to do about the UPS delivery man.x CLOSE
Cartman gets a security system installed, while Randy becomes suspicious of Sharon's Amazon deliveries.x CLOSE
Cartman is less than pleased with his new home security system.x CLOSE
Randy and the guys confront the Old Man for advice on how to get rid of the UPS man.x CLOSE
Cartman puts his new security system to the test.x CLOSE
The guys use Bane costumes to teach the UPS man a lesson.x CLOSE
Just when Cartman finally needs his security system, he gets transferred to India.x CLOSE
With the threat of Banes looming, the people turn to the newest security measure.x CLOSE