YOU CAN MAKE YOUR MONVERTSPARKLE LIKE NEVER BEFORE.
MY MONVERT'S NEVERLOOKED SO CLEAN !
GOD, I HAD FUTURE TV.
THERE'S TOO MANYCOMMERCIALS !
UGHHH...I'M SO BORED !
THERE'S NOTHINGTO DO !
TELL ME ABOUT IT.
HEY, I KNOW !
LET'S CRANK CALLPEOPLE IN THE PAST !
I JUST GOT, THE CRANK PRANK TIMEPHO ! E
♪ CRANK PRANK
♪ CRANK PRANKTIME PHONE ♪
NEW FROM ZASBRO !
IT'S CRANK PRANKTIMEPHONE !
I JUST DIAL A RANDOM NUMBERON THE KEYPAD,
ENTER A DATE AND YEARON THE DIVILIBRATOR AND--
WOW, SOMEONE FROM THE PASTIS ON THE LINE !
HELLO, IS YOURREFRIGERATOR RUNNING ?
WELL THEN YOUBETTER GO CATCH IT !
♪ CRANK PRANK
♪ CRANK PRANKTIMEPHONE ♪
UH, HI - IT'STHE YEAR 1973, RIGHT ?
COULD I SPEAK WITHAL COHOLIC, PLEASE ?
CRANK PRANK TIME PHONECOMES WITH DIVILIBRATOR,
ANTI-MATTER FUSION CONE,
AND THIRTY BLAINEH-F WATT TRIGGERS.
WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME HERE WAS A TIMEPHONE ?!
WHY DOES IT MATTER ?BARK, BARK.
DON'T YOU SEE ?
IF I GETONE OF THOSE PHONES
I CAN CALL MYSELFIN THE PAST
AND TELL ME NOT TOFREEZE MYSELF !
THEN I CANGO BACK TO MY TIME
AND PLAY NINTENDO Wii.
BARK, BARK !
THAT PHONE IS FORCRANK CALLING ONLY.
USING IT IN THE WAY YOUDESCRIBED IS ILLEGAL.
I CARE !
WHERE'S THECLOSEST TOY STORE ?
WORKING, BARK BARK.
THE JARVANIANSHOPPING COMPLEX.
BUT IT IS NOT OPEN YET.
Crank Prank Time Phone
Cartman hears about a phone that can call people in the past.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
Cartman recovers a Nintendo Wii from a run down technology museum.x CLOSE
Future Cartman tries to prevent Get Kyle to help him.x CLOSE
Still trying to leave the future, Cartman reaches out to Garrison for help.x CLOSE
Cartman has frozen himself for 500 years and now lives in the year 2546.x CLOSE
Cartman can't play his Nintendo Wii because it won't connect to his float screen.x CLOSE
Three factions of atheists plan to go to war.x CLOSE
Cartman hears about a phone that can call people in the past.x CLOSE
Cartman can't afford a Crank Prank Time Phone.x CLOSE
Cartman and K-10 steal a Crank Prank Time Phone from two local boys.x CLOSE
The Wise One denounces the upcoming war.x CLOSE