- ARE YOU GUYS GONNA GOTO THE FALL OUT BOY CONCERT?
- I CAN'T, I'M TOO DEPRESSED.I KEEP CUTTING MYSELF.
- YEAH, I'M CUTTING MYSELF
TO HURT THIS WORTHLESS BODYTHAT I'M IN.
[knock at door]
- HENRIETTA, I BAKED COOKIESFOR YOUR NEW LITTLE EMO FRIENDS.
- NOT NOW, MOM!CAN'T YOU SEE I'M HURTING?
I'M SORRY I'MSUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT!
SORRY I'M NOT THE PRETTYCHEERLEADER YOU ALWAYS WANTED!
- DOES SHE STILL SEEM BETTER?
- OH, MUCH BETTER.
SHE DIDN'T CALL ME A BITCH,
AND SHE ACTUALLY APOLOGIZEDTO ME!
- THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
- YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO
AFTER US EMOSTAKE OVER THE EARTH?
WE SHOULD, UM,PAINT THE WHITE HOUSE BLACK,
AND WE SHOULD HAVE FALL OUT BOYPLAY AT THE SUPER BOWL.
- WE'RE EMOS.
WHEN WE RULE THE EARTH,WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE FOOTBALL.
- OH, YEAH.
- AND YOU SAY SHEJUST SHOWED UP LIKE THIS?
- YOU KNOW HENRIETTA.
THAT THING IN THEREIS NOT HENRIETTA.
- THAT BLONDE EMO IN THEREIS SARAH COLLINS.
SHE WAS A VAMP KIDTWO WEEKS AGO!
- YOU WANT ME TO GO IN THEREAND WASTE THESE MOTHER[bleep]?
I'LL DO IT.
- WE CAN'T JUST GO IN THEREAND KICK THEIR ASSES.
WE HAVE TO STOP THIS THINGAT ITS SOURCE.
IF THERE IS SOME KINDOF BLACK MAGIC AT WORK,
CREATING THESE MONSTERS,THEN WE WILL HAVE TO
USE OUR MOST POWERFULVAMPIRIC ABILITIES TO STOP IT.
- DO YOU MEAN--- YES, MY CHILD OF DARKNESS.
WE MUST CALL UPON THE POWERS
OF THE VAMP KIDS'MOST SACRED ENTITY, PER SE.
ONLY HE CAN HELP USIN THIS DARKEST TIME.
THIS CALLS FOR A SUMMONING.
I Keep Cutting Myself
The Vamps and the Goths devise a plan to stop the Emo black magic.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
The Goth Kids non-conformist South Park intro.x CLOSE
The Goth Kids' hardcore poetry session is interrupted by Henrietta's parents, who want to change their daughter's behavior.x CLOSE
The remaining Goths go to Child Protective Services and explain the difference between Goths and Emos.x CLOSE
The Goths wait for Henrietta's return from camp...but don't like the person who comes back.x CLOSE
Henrietta hangs with the Emos, while the Goths are suspicious about what happened to her.x CLOSE
Tall Goth visits Henrietta and confronts her about what happened at Emo camp.x CLOSE
Another Goth falls victim to the camp for troubled teens.x CLOSE
Depressed about their missing friends, Hair Flip and Little Goth come up with a plan involving the Vamp Kids.x CLOSE
The remaining Goths interrupt the Vamp Kids to share news of the mysterious Emo camp.x CLOSE
The Vamps and the Goths devise a plan to stop the Emo black magic.x CLOSE