You see paper?!It's over!
Whistlin' Willy!He stand up to the Yelpers!
We don't have to kisstheir asses anymore!
Look!Everybody doing the same!
[ Laughs ]
[ Singsong voice ]It's over! It's over!
[ Normal voice ]Hey, Skeeter, you hear the news?
It's a miracle.
It's a miracle!
[ Humming ]What the [bleep]
Uh, dude, somebody spilled shiton the floor.
Hey, David,somebody spilled something here.
Could you clean this up,por favor?
David?[ Whistles ]
Over here.There's some shit on the floor.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.What's going on, man?
You haven't heard?
Nobody gives a [bleep] whatYelp reviewers think anymore.
What are you talking about?
I'm the most influential criticin this town.
Okay, David,forget the spill.
Just give me one little,"My name is David.
Me ride me bicicletato school."
My name is "Da-veed."
Okay, I'm --I'm updating my review.
I'm about to do it.
You better say,"I ride me bicicleta to school!"
No -- no stars?
You can't just treat melike I'm nothing.
I still knowI'm worth something.
Come on, guys.
Oh, yeah.Y-you guys stay at school.
That's cool.Y-you guys stay here.
News travels around town about Whistlin' Willy's stand against Yelpers. At school, Cartman's power dwindles.