- AH, FUCK.
OH, GOD DAMMIT.
- THIS IS JEFFWITH WOLF HOME SECURITY.
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
- YEAH, SORRY.I LIVE HERE.
I JUST--I CAN'T REMEMBERTHE CODE TO TURN OFF THE ALARM.
- THAT'S OKAY.
DO YOU HAVE YOUR SECURITYPASS PHRASE YOU CAN TELL ME?
- OH, YEAH, YEAH.
MY PASS PHRASE IS"KYLE IS A DIRTY, NO-GOOD JEW."
NO, WAIT!"KYLE IS A NO-GOOD, LYING JEW."
- OKAY, I'VE GOT SOMETHINGA LITTLE DIFFERENT HERE.
- UH, IS IT "MY FRIEND KYLEIS A NO-GOOD, DIRTY--"
HANG ON, I'VE GOT ITWRITTEN DOWN HERE SOMEWHERE.
- NO PROBLEM.- SORRY ABOUT THIS.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT.IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
- OKAY, THANKS, I--WAIT! HANG ON SECOND.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN"THAT'S ALL RIGHT"?
WHAT IF I WAS SOMEBODY TRYINGTO RAPE MY MOM?
- YOU WANT TO RAPE YOUR MOM?
- THAT'S NICE YOU'RE SO COOLABOUT ME TRIGGERING THE ALARM
AND NOT KNOWING THE PASSWORD,
BUT HOW DO YOU KNOWI'M NOT MAKING IT UP?
I COULD HAVE RAPED MY MOMTWICE BY NOW.
- YOU SAID YOU LIVE THERE.
- I DO,BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.
I COULD BE KYLE TRYING TO TAKEMORE OF MY SHIT!
Cartman is less than pleased with his new home security system.
Gerald and Sheila try a little role-playing in the bedroom.x CLOSE
Ike breaks down after what he witnessed his mother and the UPS man doing. Kyle goes the boys for advice.x CLOSE
The men of South Park discuss what to do about the UPS delivery man.x CLOSE
Cartman gets a security system installed, while Randy becomes suspicious of Sharon's Amazon deliveries.x CLOSE
Cartman is less than pleased with his new home security system.x CLOSE
Randy and the guys confront the Old Man for advice on how to get rid of the UPS man.x CLOSE
Cartman puts his new security system to the test.x CLOSE
The guys use Bane costumes to teach the UPS man a lesson.x CLOSE
Just when Cartman finally needs his security system, he gets transferred to India.x CLOSE
With the threat of Banes looming, the people turn to the newest security measure.x CLOSE