I know you are all concernedas Sarah and I are
about what's happeningto our children.
I just can't believethat children in our town
are dressing upin hero costumes
and peeingin each other's mouths.
And who are these kids?
Does anyone know?They're wearing capes
and forcing objects intotheir own rectal cavities.
We were shocked to read thata young African-American boy
is wearing Tupperware
and defecating on girlswhile they sleep.
What if those kids arehanging out with our kids?
You know what I thinkthe problem is?
Well, look,we all know there's
a lot of mixingof truth and fiction
that's beenon Facebook lately.
And children lackthe cognitive ability
to determine what's trueand what isn't on Facebook.
That's why we now haveyoung kids
dressing up in costumes,eating poop,
and having sexwith antelopes in our town.
Maybe we need to get our kidsoff of Facebook.
That'll never happen.
You know what I say we do?
Let's invite Mark Zuckerbergto come and talk to us all
about our concernsin this community.
Do you really thinkhe'd come?
Why not give it a try?
Let's inviteMark Zuckerberg here
and seewhat he has to say.
I'm sure he'sa reasonable person.
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Mixing of Truth and Fiction
The parents of South Park's children are concerned with the terrible "news' they are reading on Facebook and take steps to confront the problem.