[ Vocalizes"Hail to the Chief" ]
Guess who's here.
It's the Presidentof the United [bleep] States.
[ Feedback ]
Oh, it's been a whilesince I've heard from you guys.
Hi, Janice.Hello, Stephen.
I was just, you know,passing through
the old neighborhoodthinking about what laws
I might get rid of,when suddenly out of nowhere,
my penis got really dry.
You know if they have anythingat this store for a dry dick?
You guys can'tthink of anything?
Oh, I know.
What about Eduardo Hernandez?
I believe it was Eduardowho told me
I couldn't double-bagmy groceries
even though he's from[bleep] Guatemala.
Well, what do youthink now, Eduardo?
You want to double-bagsomething else?
[ Cellphone rings ]
[ Cellphone beeps ]
This is the President.
Sir, we need youat the Pentagon.
It's a matterof national security.
I'm kind of busyright now, geez.
Sir, the Danish havereleased a statement.
I'm afraid we may begoing to war.
Just Passing Through the Neighborhood
President-Elect Garrison visits some old friends in South Park.