DOES ANYONE HAVEANY OUTSTANDING ISSUES?
- YEAH, I'D LIKE TO TALKABOUT THIS GENIUS NEW RULE
IN THE FOOTBALL PROGRAMABOUT NO KICKOFFS.
- UH, YES, WE'VE DECIDEDTO GO WITHOUT KICKOFFS
BECAUSE OF THE CONCERNS RAISEDOVER CONCUSSIONS, MKAY.
- OH, YEAH, WE DON'T KIDSGETTING HURT PLAYING FOOTBALL.
BUT I THINK I HAVE A WAY TOMAKE IT EVEN BETTER.
WHY DON'T WE HAVE THE PLAYERSJUST WEAR BRAS?
- YEAH, THE PLAYERSSHOULD ALL WEAR BRAS,
AND INSTEAD OF HELMETS, THEYSHOULD WEAR LITTLE TIN FOIL HATS
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,IT'S "THE FUTURE,"
AND WE SHOULDN'T BESO BARBARIC!
- HOW WOULD THE BRAS ANDTIN FOIL HATS MAKE IT SAFER?
- OH, YOU'RE ALLNOT GETTING IT!
SEE, WHILE WE'RE AT IT,
WE'LL HAVE A BALLOONINSTEAD OF A BALL,
AND WHOEVER CATCHES THE BALLOONTRIES TO RUN
WHILEALL THE OTHER PLAYERS HUG.
YOU--YOU THINK THE STUDENTSWOULD LIKE THAT?
- OH, THEY'D LOVE IT!
A SPORT WHERE SAFETYIS ALL THAT MATTERS.
HOW ABOUT WE CALL IT"SARCASTABALL"!
WOULD YOU MINDBEING THE COACH
OF THE SOUTH PARKSARCASTABALL TEAM?
- JESUS CHRIST.
YES, I WOULD LOVE TO BE THECOACH OF THE SARCASTABALL TEAM.
How About We Call It Sarcastaball
Randy confronts the PTA and sarcastically proposes new rules for the game of football.
Randy and the boys tune in and witness the dangers of football.x CLOSE
Randy confronts the PTA and sarcastically proposes new rules for the game of football.x CLOSE
After the first practice, news of Sarcastaball sweeps across the nation.x CLOSE
Just when the boys want to quit, Butters rallies the team.x CLOSE
Randy moves up to the NFL and takes Sarcastaball with him.x CLOSE
The boys nominate Butters as team captain. Soon after, he has another one of his happy dreams.x CLOSE
Randy leads his NFL team to it's first victory.x CLOSE
Butters shares his secret stash of goo with Cartman.x CLOSE
After an appearance on "Rome", Sharon confronts Randy about his mental health.x CLOSE
The South Park Cows take on their toughest opponent, and Butters shares his goo with the team.x CLOSE