NEEDS A HEART TRANSPLANT.
THEY'RE GONNA DO A SURGERYAND PUT A PIG HEART IN HER,
SO WE'RE GOING TO THE RANCHTO PICK OUT A HOG.
- I'M GETTIN' A PIG HEARRRRRT!
- IF HONEY BOO BOO IS GONNADO PAGEANTS WITH A PIG HEART,
WE WANNA PICK A HOGTHAT HAS PIZZAZZ
AND KNOWS HOW TO WORK IT, GIRL.
- I WANT THAT ONE!
- THIS'N HERE?!YOU WANT THIS'N?!
THAT PIG OVER THEREGAVE ME THE EVIL EYE!
I WANT THAT ONE!I WANT THAT ONE!
THIS'N RIGHT CHEER?!YOU 'ANT THIS'N?!
- I WANT THAT ONE'S HEART.IT LOOKED AT ME FUNNY!
- WE'VE BEEN IN THE O.R.ABOUT TWO HOURS ALREADY.
I JUST HOPE WHENSHE DOES HER PAGEANTS
THE JUDGES DON'TTAKE AWAY POINTS
'CAUSE SHE'S GOT A PIG HEART.
HONEY BOO BOO!
HONEY BOO BOO!
- WHAT YOU GONNATELL THEM JUDGES
IF THEY ASK YOUABOUT YOUR HEART?!
- I'M GONNA TELL EM 'MY HEARTIS SWEETER THAN BACON, CHILD!'
- WHO WANTS SKETTI AND BUTTER?
SHE'S GOT A PIG HEART.
NOW SHE THINKSSHE'S A PACHYDERM.
- OINK! OINK! OINK!OINK! OINK!
- SHOW EM' YER SCAR!
- THIS' MY SCAR 'CAUSEI GOT A PIG HEART!
MY SCAR MAKES ME SASSY,CHILD!
I'm Gettin' A Pig Heart!!
Honey Boo Boo picks out her sweet new heart.
The boys go shopping and can't help notice all the fat people on mobility scooters.x CLOSE
Cartman gets a mobility scooter and demands that Kyle make his bathroom handicapped accessible.x CLOSE
Cartman struggles with the shame of his new mobility scooter.x CLOSE
The government installs "tip assist" on all mobility scooters, as Cartman gives an impassioned speech about his size.x CLOSE
Kyle and Stan sit down to watch Honey Boo Boo.x CLOSE
James Cameron begins his underwater quest to raise the bar.x CLOSE
Token and Kyle devise a plan to make a documentary about Cartman's obesity.x CLOSE
Kyle unveils his documentary about Cartman.x CLOSE
Kyle confronts Token about the "documentary" they made together.x CLOSE
James Cameron continues his quest to raise the bar, while Kyle and Stan have a heart to heart.x CLOSE