[ Doorbell rings ]
Will you please tell your dadto leave me alone?
Dude, what happened?
Your dad was on my lawnyelling at me all night,
and after I finallyfell asleep,
I woke up Saran-wrappedto a tree
with peniseson my face.
Dad, did you draw dickson my friend's face?
Did I check his privilege?Yes.
I had some refreshments,
and I checkedyour friend's privilege.
That's my best friend, Dad.
Stop shaming himbecause you want to fit in.
Stan, straight white malesin a capitalistic society
have little...understandingof victimization
compared to injustices...against underprivileged.
Dicks on your faceis a very first-world problem.
[ Retches ]Oh, shit!
Look, Kyle,maybe you should just say
Caitlyn Jenneris a hero.
I didn't even sayshe wasn't a hero!
I just saidshe isn't a hero to me!
I didn't like Bruce Jenneras a person
when he wason the Kardashians,
and I don't suddenlylike him now.
P.C. FRAT BOY:Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
[ Grunts ]
Kyle Gets Hazed
After Kyle's public shaming, Stan asks Randy to leave his friend alone.