- HUH? YOU COMING?[farting]
- YES, WHATEVER YOU WANT.
- OKAY, I WANTTHE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE
HOW MUCH YOU LOVEMY FARTS.
PLANE LEAVES TOMORROW.
- KYLE, DON'T DO THIS.
DON'T EAT CARTMAN'S FARTSIN FRONT OF THE WHOLE WORLD.
- JUST STOP, PLEASE.
- IT'S OKAY.EVERYONE, IT'S OKAY.
PERHAPS ONE DAYYOU WILL ALL UNDERSTAND.
WHAT I DO,I DO BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT
EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.
- WELL, NOW HEJUST SOUNDS LIKE
A SELF RIGHTEOUSASSHOLE.
- HEY, KYLE.- HELLO, STAN.
- DUDE, WE NEED TO TALK.
THIS HAS TO STOP.
- THERE ARE GREATER THINGS ATWORK THAN WHAT YOU UNDERSTAND.
- IF YOU WANT TO SUCK FARTS,KYLE, THAT'S FINE, GO AHEAD.
BUT YOU CAN'T SUCK FARTSAND BE A DICK ABOUT IT.
- I'M ACTUALLY THE COMPLETEOPPOSITE.
- ALL OF A SUDDENYOU SEEM TO THINK
YOU'RE ABOVE EVERYONE ELSE.- I'M NOT BETTER, I'M JUST...
DOING WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE
TO MAKE THE WORLDA BETTER PLACE.
- SEE? YOU SOUND LIKE A DICK.
- I HAPPEN TO BE THE ONE PERSONWHO'S PUTTING
EVERYONE ELSE'S NEEDSBEFORE THEIR OWN.
- DICK.THAT'S A DICK TALKING.
YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCHOF CARTMAN'S FART.
YOU GOT SULFUR POISONING,AND NOW YOU'RE A DICK.
- ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW
IS I'M WAY AWESOMERTHAN YOU THINK, OKAY?
- I DON'T THINK KYLE REALLYLOVES CARTMAN'S FARTS.
THERE'S SOMETHING ELSEGOING ON.
- [muffled]REALLY? LIKE WHAT?
- THIS ALL STARTEDWITH STUPID PEACE
IN THE MIDDLE EAST, KENNY.
FOR SOME REASON,IT'S MAKING KYLE CRAZY.
WE'VE GOTTA GETTO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.
You Sound Like A Dick
Kyle agrees to go with Cartman to the Middle East. Afterwards, Stan confronts Kyle about his self-righteous attitude.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
Cartman humbly apologizes, and shows the whole school the red headed cow.x CLOSE
Word of the Ginger Cow spreads across newsrooms of the world, and the reporters all share the same reaction.x CLOSE
Representatives from Israel visit the school to speak with Kyle about the Red Heifer.x CLOSE
People of all religions descend upon South Park to see the Ginger Cow.x CLOSE
While discussing terms of war, the Muslims, Christians and Jews decide instead to sacrifice the Red Heifer.x CLOSE
News of peace in the Middle East spreads as Cartman confesses his lie to Kyle.x CLOSE
In front of the whole school, Kyle confesses that he loves the taste of Cartman's farts.x CLOSE
Kyle visits Mr. Mackey to ask for advice about Cartman's farts.x CLOSE
Jews, Christians, and Muslims have united, ushering in 10 years of Van Halen.x CLOSE
Stan visits Kyle to try and find out why he likes Cartman's farts so much.x CLOSE