like you did before.
I don't need it painted !
I just need itfunctional, right ?!
Hey, the right paint jobis a big part of
what makes aPinewood Derby car go fast.
I swear, if you don't havethat thing working
in three minutes, thiswhole planet is done for !
Dad, it's over.
We have to tell everyonewe cheated.
No, I've got itall figured out, son.
You have to killthe alien.
Kill the alien ?!Shh !
I've been filing down thispiece of metal into a shank.
I'm gonna call him over hereto look at the car.
When I do,you shove that in his neck.
No, Dad, we don't evenknow what'll happen !
What are you twowhisperin' about, right ?!
Uh, no, that's it,we're done !
Here, come take a look !
Here, see ?
Look real closethat the axles here.
All right,you got him, son !
All right, men,check the ship !
You see, Stan ?
What did daddytell you ?
Everything worked out.
I guess so.
It just still doesn'tfeel right.
But Stan it's over now.
We'll never have tolie again.
( man )Hey, Marsh, get in here !
Can you believe it ?
Oh, my God.
Looks like thosealien cops were right.
Guess you should callthem back now.
Or what if wedidn't call the cops ?
I mean, this is a lot ofspace cash, guys.
Think what wecould do with it.
No, Dad--He's right.
We don't have tocall the police back.
All right, let's getthe cash put into boxes.
Look Real Close At The Axles
Randy and Stan take on Baby Fark McGee-zax, and the people of South Park fall into some serious space cash.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
Randy and Stan put the finishing touches on their pinewood derby car.x CLOSE
Authorities are shocked and baffled over the theft of a particle accelerator magnet.x CLOSE
Randy and Stan check in at the Pinewood Derby State Championship.x CLOSE
The Marshes and Hollises face off in the final heat of the Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Randy and Stan's pinewood derby car may have reached warp speed.x CLOSE
Agents confront Stan and Randy about alien's first contact.x CLOSE
South Park has it's first official encounter with alien life.x CLOSE
Randy and Stan need to build another pinewood derby car.x CLOSE
The Intergalactic Police search for a fugitive alien.x CLOSE
Randy and Stan take on Baby Fark McGee-zax, and the people of South Park fall into some serious space cash.x CLOSE