OH, IT'S YOU.
- TOM, I'M STANDINGIN YOUR DOORWAY
BECAUSE WE HAVE A HOTNEWS STORY TO REPORT.
- WE DON'T GO TO WORKFOR ANOTHER HOUR.
- WE JUST GOT A CALLFROM BILL GATES.
HE SAYS HE CAN PROMISE USA BIGGER WAR ON BLACK FRIDAY
IF WE PLAY ALONG.
- HE WANTS US TO SIDE WITH HIM?- THAT'S RIGHT, TAMMY.
LET'S NOT FORGET THAT HAVINGA BLOOD BATH ON BLACK FRIDAY
IS GOOD FOR THE NEWS.IT'S GOOD FOR US.
THE BIGGER THE BETTER.
- OUR JOB IS TO REPORT THE NEWS,NOT MAKE IT MORE VIOLENT.
- RIGHT, TOM, BECAUSEYOU'RE SO ABOUT INTEGRITY.
OR MAYBE I SHOULD LETEVERYONE IN THE NEWSROOM
KNOW WHAT THEIRTWO ANCHORS ARE UP TO.
BACK TO YOU.
- IT'S THE MORNING NEWSWITH TOM AND TAMMY THOMPSON,
COLORADO'S TOP-RATEDBROTHER-SISTER NEWS TEAM.
- WELL, BLACK FRIDAYIS JUST AROUND THE CORNER,
AND, TAMMY, IT'S GETTINGFIERCE OUT THERE.
- THAT'S RIGHT, NILESLAUGHTON IS OUT AT THE MALL
WITH A LITTLEHOLIDAY SURPRISE.
- TAMMY, THE EXCITEMENTOVER BLACK FRIDAY IS PEAKING,
AND NONE OTHER THANBILL GATES HIMSELF
HAS SHOWN UP TO TRYTO MAKE IT EVEN BIGGER.
- THAT'S RIGHT, WE JUSTWANT TO DO WHATEVER WE CAN
TO HELP OUR SUPPORTERSGET THEIR XBOXES
AT INCREDIBLE DEALS ON FRIDAY.
SO WE'VE COME TO OFFER SWORDSAND BATTLE AXES,
WHATEVER THE KIDS CAN CARRY
TO HELP THEM FIGHT THEIR WAYTHROUGH THE OTHER SHOPPERS.
- WE UNDERSTANDTHAT YOU'VE DONATED SOME GUNS
TO THE KIDS AS WELL.
- YES, BUT WE ARE LIMITING ITTO ONE PER XBOX FOLLOWER,
BECAUSE, OF COURSE,THE KEY THING HERE
ON EVERYONE'SMIND IS SAFETY.
Good For The News
Bill Gates recruits the news team to his side for the Black Friday battle.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
The events of "Black Friday" are recapped with a special Game of Thrones style intro.x CLOSE
Princess Kenny mulls over the light and dark sides of the upcoming battle.x CLOSE
Although inexperienced, Wizard Cartman's army trains for the upcoming war.x CLOSE
After hearing dire news from Cartman the Wizard, the employees at Microsoft try to warn the CEO of an upcoming war in Colorado.x CLOSE
The Mall Security Guards honor another fallen member, as shoppers return in anticipation of the Black Friday sale.x CLOSE
Wizard Cartman plots with Paladin Butters in the enchanted garden.x CLOSE
Bill Gates stops by the corporate headquarters to make some changes.x CLOSE
Butters and Scott Malkinson visit George ArrrRrgh Martin to find out more about Game of Thrones.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to persuade Kyle to betray Stan.x CLOSE
Bill Gates recruits the news team to his side for the Black Friday battle.x CLOSE