OUR DAY OF COMPETITIONHAS COME TO AN END
AND WE HAVE AN ULTIMATE GRANDSPECIAL CHAMPION FOR 2004 !
HERE TO PRESENT THE AWARDARE BASEBALL LEGENDS
MARK McGUIRE, JASON GIAMBIAND BARRY BONDS !
( cheering )
THE 2004 SPECIAL ATHLETEIS: JIMMY VALMER !
YEAH !( bleep ) YEAH !
YEAH, I DID IT !
I'M THE B-B-BEST !
BUT WE ALL KNOW THATTHE SPECIAL OLYMPICS
ISN'T JUST ABOUT WINNING.
AND SO, WE WILL NOW GIVE OUTTHE SPIRIT AWARD
TO THE HANDICAPPED PERSONWHO CAME IN VERY LAST:
ERIC CARTMAN !
( applause )
AH, SCREW YOU, HIPPIES !
FOR WINNING THE SPIRIT AWARDERIC WILL RECEIVE
THIS GIFT CERTIFICATE TOSHAKEY'S FOR $50 !
COME ON UP, ERIC !
DERRH !DUHHHHHH !
JUST WHAT THE HELL DO YOUTHINK YOU'RE DOING, ERIC ?!
YOU F-FAKED BEINGHANDICAPPED TO WIN ?!
I SHOULD KICK YOUR ASSRIGHT HERE,
YOU LOUSY,NO GOOD CH-CH-CHEATER !
OH MY GOD...
Y-YOU'RE RIGHT, TIMMY...YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT.
EVERYONE, CAN I HAVE YOURATTENTION, PLEASE ?
I'M AFRAID I HAVE TOGIVE BACK MY MEDAL.
THE TRUTH IS I HAVEN'T BEENPLAYING FAIR EITHER.
I'VE BEEN USINGS-S-STEROIDS.
I WAS WILLING TO DOANYTHING TO BE THE BEST.
AND THE STEROIDS MADE ME BLINDTO THE PEOPLE I WAS HURTING.
A GOOD FRIEND EVEN TRIEDTO TALK ME OUT OF IT,
BUT I WOULDN'TLISTEN TO HIM.
TAKING STEROIDSIS JUST LIKE
PRETENDING TO BE HANDICAPPEDAT THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS.
BECAUSE YOU'RE TAKING ALL THEFAIRNESS OUT OF THE GAME.
BUT I KNOW NOW THAT EVENIF YOU WIN ON STEROIDS
YOU'RE REALLY NOTA WINNER,
YOU'RE JUST A P-PUSSY,
YOU'RE JUST A BIG,FAT P-P-PUSSY !
AND IF YOU TAKE STEROIDS,THE ONLY DECENT THING TO DO
IS COME FORWARD AND SAY,
"REMOVE ME FROMTHE RECORD BOOKS
"BECAUSE I AM A BIG,STINKY P-PUSSY,
THAT'S HOW I FEELABOUT MYSELF
AND WHY I MUSTDECLINE THIS MEDAL
AND MY PLACEIN THE HISTORY BOOKS.
AND IF YOU LET ME,I'LL BE BACK NEXT YEAR,
TO COMPETE WITH HONOR.
HEY KID, GOOD FOR YOUFOR BEING HONEST.
WELL GUYS, I GUESS NOW YOU SEEWHAT I WAS UP TO ALONG.
I DRESSED UP LIKEA HANDICAPPED PERSON
AND LOST THE SPECIALOLYMPICS ON PURPOSE,
SO THAT JIMMY COULD LEARNHIS LESSON ABOUT STEROIDS.
-- OH YEAH ?!
WELL, YOU GUYSARE ASSHOLES !!
GROW UP !
Cheating is Wrong
Jimmy learns that cheating is wrong.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
Jimmy is persuaded to take steroids as a shortcut.x CLOSE
Kyle confronts Eric about his actions.x CLOSE
Jimmy learns that cheating is wrong.x CLOSE
The boys agree to cheer for Timmy and Jimmy at the Special Olympics.x CLOSE
Cartman wants to pretend to have a disability so he can win the Special Olympics.x CLOSE
Cartman researches the handicapped.x CLOSE
Jimmy's almost caught juicing in his room.x CLOSE
Cartman needs a parent to sign up for the Special Olympics.x CLOSE
Cartman convinces his mom to sign him up for the Special Olympics.x CLOSE
Timmy discovers Jimmy's bag of steroids.x CLOSE