Come on,catch me !
( knocking )
What's wrong ?( doorbell ringing )
Follow me, come on !
STAN, YOU GOT--OH, MY GOD !
GET UP !STAN, WAKE UP !
HUH, WHAT ?
YOU'RE GOING ONIN TEN MINUTES !
EVERYBODY IS COMINGTO SEE YOU !
THE DRAGON,WHERE DID IT GO ?
( smack, smack )
YOU GOTTAPULL IT TOGETHER !
PULL IT TOGETHER,GODDAMN IT !
THANK YOU FOR COMING TOGAMECRAFT ARCADE
TO WATCH STAN MARSHBREAK A MILLION POINTS
AND UNLOCK SUPERSTARDOM !
YEAH !ALL RIGHT !YEAH !LET'S GO !
GO, STAN !
ALL RIGHT, STAN,YOU GOT IT, MAN !
YEAH, STAN !
DUDE, WHAT'S THE MATTERWITH HIM ?
HE'S BEEN UP FORTHREE DAYS STRAIGHT
PLAYING "HEROIN HERO."
COME ON, STAN,YOU GOT IT !
GODDAMN IT,HE'S A MESS !
( flubbing notes )
♪ No point in asking
♪ There'll be no reply...
OH, MAN,I CAN'T WATCH THIS.
( video crowd booing )
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?!
THE VIDEO CROWDIS STARTING TO BOO !
( booing )
COME ON, GUYS,LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
♪ We're so pretty
♪ I'm so pretty...
THE NEXT TIME YOUBRING ME SOME TALENT,
MAKE SURE THEY'RE TALENTED.
YOU BLEW IT !
YOU HAD IT ALLAND YOU BLEW IT !
LISTEN TO THATVIDEO CROWD !
THEY HATE YOU !
( booing )
( muffled druggie booing )
Stan Hits Rock Bottom
Stan is too wasted to play Guitar Hero and gets booed by the video crowd.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
The boys watch Stan and Kyle play Guitar Hero.x CLOSE
Randy sneaks a game of Guitar Hero, only to learn he sucks.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle get an agent after breaking 100,000 points.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle are invited to a celebrity party at a mansion.x CLOSE
Mr. Kincade wants Stan to ditch Kyle and play with someone better.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers Stan dumped him to play with Thad.x CLOSE
Stan gets hooked on Heroin Hero.x CLOSE
Kyle plays Guitar Hero at a crappy bowling alley.x CLOSE
Stan is too wasted to play Guitar Hero and gets booed by the video crowd.x CLOSE
Stan just wants to play a nice, simple driving game.x CLOSE