And my dad says Asianshave always done this,
and they, like, do make people gay.
You guys!You guys! Hurry!What?
It's -- It'sTweek and Craig, dude!
They're aboutto have sex!
You got a [bleep]problem, man?
You're the onewith the [bleep] problem!
I told you to stay100 yards from me!
You better not[bleep] push me again, man!
Oh, God, you guys.Get a room.
[ Cheering ]
Hello. Mr. Tucker?
I need to inform youthat your son
was in an altercationat school today.
Craig?Craig got in a fight?
Yes, with his boyfriend.
Just a lovers' quarrel,probably.
God damn it.
Something to be expectedin relationships.
Apparently, there wereno affirmative-consent issues,
as your son knowsthe right way
to play withanother boy's penis.
There's not gonna beany disciplinary action.
Since they are gay,we want to be supportive.
So, we're just gonnasend them on home
with some money,all right?
All right,you have a nice day.
A Lover's Quarrel
Tweek and Craig get in a fight at school. Afterwards, they're reprimanded by PC Principal.