- I HOPE SO.
- S.S. CAMERON!
THIS IS JAMES CAMERON!I'VE FOUND IT!
MY GOD, I'VE FOUND THE BAR!
DIVERT ALL POWER TO SUBSYSTEMS!
TWO PERCENT OXYGEN LEFT!THE BAR IS TOO HEAVY!
COME ON, YOU BITCH!
- I'LL BE DAMNED.
[cheers and applause]
- DUDE, YOU OKAY?
- I'VE BEEN THINKING, HOW DIDSHAMELESSNESS GET TO THIS?
DID IT START WITH FAT PEOPLEON SCOOTERS?
OR DID THE BAR GET LOWEREDWAY BEFORE THAT?
AND THEN I STARTED THINKINGMAYBE IT WAS US.
I DON'T KNOW,BUT MAYBE SOMEHOW
WE LOWERED THE BARA LONG TIME AGO.
AND NOW WE'RE ALL SITTIN' HEREIN THE STINK OF IT ALL.
THERE'S NO GOING BACK, STAN.
- IT'S LIKE I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT.
I JUST SUDDENLY FEELLIKE THIS ISN'T RIGHT.
- I DON'T KNOW WHY WE WEREWATCHING THAT GARBAGE
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
- MRS. OBAMA? MA'AM? YOU OKAY?
- SOMETHING'S WRONG.
THIS--THIS IS ALL WRONG.
WHAT ARE WE DOING?
HOW CAN YOU LET THIS HAPPENTO YOUR DAUGHTER?
- I DON'T KNOW.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GOLIKE THIS?
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
- WHEN DID WE DEVOLVE
INTO WATCHING FAT KIDSSKETTI WRESTLING?
- WE NEED TO REALIZE OBESITYIS AN EPIDEMIC.
BUT IT'S NOT A DISEASE.
FROM NOW ON, I AM GOINGTO DEDICATE THIS ADMINISTRATION
TO FIGHTING CHILDHOOD OBESITY!
- OH, YOU FUCKING BITCH!
- WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
- I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK WE'VE BEENGIVEN ANOTHER CHANCE.
The Bar Has Been Raised
James Cameron finally manages to raise the bar, causing everyone's attitude towards obesity to shift.
The boys go shopping and can't help notice all the fat people on mobility scooters.x CLOSE
Cartman gets a mobility scooter and demands that Kyle make his bathroom handicapped accessible.x CLOSE
Cartman struggles with the shame of his new mobility scooter.x CLOSE
The government installs "tip assist" on all mobility scooters, as Cartman gives an impassioned speech about his size.x CLOSE
Kyle and Stan sit down to watch Honey Boo Boo.x CLOSE
James Cameron begins his underwater quest to raise the bar.x CLOSE
Token and Kyle devise a plan to make a documentary about Cartman's obesity.x CLOSE
Kyle unveils his documentary about Cartman.x CLOSE
Kyle confronts Token about the "documentary" they made together.x CLOSE
James Cameron continues his quest to raise the bar, while Kyle and Stan have a heart to heart.x CLOSE