- "MY DEAREST FRIENDS.
"I AM LIVINGAMONGST THE NATIVES
"IN THE REMOTEAND TINY ISLAND OF KAUAI.
"WHAT CAN I TELL YOU
"OF THIS MYSTERIOUS ISLANDAND ITS PEOPLE?
"IT IS A PLACE OF WONDER.
"AND YET TO THE OUTSIDERLIKE ME,
"A PLACE OF ODD TRADITION.
"THE PEOPLE HEREARE PEACEFUL AND JOYOUS
"AND SEEM TO CARE LITTLE
"FOR THE RUSH AND WORRYOF THE OUTSIDE WORLD.
"THEIR DIET IS MOSTLYAN ODD MIXTURE OF COCONUT MILK,
"PINEAPPLE JUICE, AND VODKA,
"WHICH THEY CALL'THE CHICHI.'
"AS FOR BUTTERS,
"HE IS QUICKLY LEARNINGTHE WAYS OF HIS ANCESTORS.
"AND SEEMS TO BE FEELING BETTERWITH EVERY PASSING DAY.
"HE STILL SEEMSQUITE ANGRY AT TIMES,
"BUT LUCKILY,HIS CEREMONY WILL FINALLY
TAKE PLACEON THE MORROW."
- "ON THE MORROW"?
WHAT THE FUCKIS WRONG WITH KENNY?
- "TO WIT, I HAVE FOUNDNOTHING WRONG
"WITH THIS REMOTE PLACE,
"AND I MUST ADMIT IT WILL BEWITH SOME MELANCHOLY
"THAT I WILL LEAVE THIS ISLANDAND RETURN HOME.
"I SAW THIS CHICK IN A BIKINION THE BEACH TOO.
SHE HAD THE NICEST BOOBS EVER.HUMBLY YOURS, KENNETH."
Humbly Yours, Kenneth
Kenny writes back home and lets the boys know how everything is going,
After confronting him about his fight with Scott Malkinson, Butters completely loses it.x CLOSE
Butters' parents meet with Principal Victoria, only to realize their son is flowering.x CLOSE
Butters' parents tell him the truth about his heritage.x CLOSE
Kenny gives Butters some much needed help getting his journey started.x CLOSE
Butters finally arrives in his native homeland.x CLOSE
Kenny writes back home and lets the boys know how everything is going,x CLOSE
During Butters' Hapa Loa ceremony, the natives discover their way of life is being threatened.x CLOSE
The Native Hawaiians fight back and begin removing tourists from the island.x CLOSE
The Native Hawaiians discuss what to do with Kenny.x CLOSE
Kenny undergoes the trial by Opaekaka as the Native Hawaiians look on.x CLOSE