- THRUSTERS ARE AT 20%,CAPTAIN.
- ENGAGE, ENSIGN,WARP FACTOR ONE.
- CAPTAIN, WE HAVEAN INCOMING FACETIME REQUEST
FROM ERIC CARTMAN.
- ON SCREEN.
- OH, HEY, GUYS.WHAT'S UP?
- NOTHING MUCH.
WE'RE JUST ABOUT TO CHECK OUTA CLASS "M" PLANET
THAT MIGHT HAVE NEW SOURCESOF TRIRILLIUM.
- GOD, THESE GUYSARE SUCH DORKS.
- JUST FIND OUTWHO THEY'RE LOYAL TO.
- UH, YEAH,BIG DONG AND PROSPER.
UM, LISTEN, GUYS.YOU'RE XBOX PEOPLE, RIGHT?
- GIVEN THE XBOX'SFASTER FRAME RATE,
WE HAVE NO CHOICEBUT TO DECLARE IT
THE MOST TECHNOLOGICALLY FITFOR STARFLEET.
- OH, MY GOD,THEY'RE SO GAY.
WHAT IF I WERE TO TELL YOU
THAT WE HAVE A WAYFOR YOU TO JOIN US
IN GETTING XBOX ONESSUPER CHEAP?
- CHEAP XBOX ONES?FOR REALS?
- THE FEDERATION HAS AGREEDTO FIGHT WITH US.
WITH THEMAND THE KINDERGARTNERS,
OUR ARMY HASJUST DOUBLED IN SIZE.
YOU STILL THINKYOU CAN CONVINCE STAN
TO COME BACK TO OUR SIDE,DON'T YOU, SIR KYLE?
- I DON'T KNOW.
- YOU CAN'T CHANGE HIS MIND,SIR KYLE.
SONY PEOPLE DON'T THINKWITH LOGIC.
HE BETRAYED US AND NOW WE MUSTOUT-GAME-OF-THRONES HIM
BY MAKINGPOWERFUL ALLIANCES.
- OH, DON'T EVENGET ME STARTED!
I KEEP WATCHING THAT SHOWAND I'M STILL WAITING
FOR THE DARN DRAGONS TO SHOW UPAND KICK EVERYONE'S BUTTS.
BUT ALL I GET IS WIENER,WIENER, WIENER.
IT'S NOT ALL GAY WIENER,
BUT WHEN THEY DO SHOWA STRAIGHT GUY'S WIENER,
IT'S ALL SOFT AND FLOPPY,
EVEN THOUGH HE JUST GOT DONEHUMPING A PRETTY GIRL.
WHY IS THAT?
BECAUSE A SOFT WIENERISN'T THREATENING,
JUST LIKE A GAY WIENER.
- BUTTERS, YOU SEEM TO BESOMEWHAT OBSESSED WITH WIENERS.
- I'M OBSESSED WITH WIENERS?WHAT ABOUT HBO?
- THIS ISN'T HELPING US,BUTTERS.
- THE SONY PEOPLE MIGHT NOT BEOUR BIGGEST PROBLEM.
- TWITTER SAYS THEY'REINTRODUCING A NEW ELMO DOLL
- WHAT NEW ELMO DOLL?
Big Dong And Prosper
Cartman recruits the help of the Federation kids, while the boys discover a new Black Friday threat.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
Randy joins a fresh batch of mall cops as they prepare for Black Friday.x CLOSE
Cartman gathers all the boys together and unveils his plan to get the next gen gaming systems.x CLOSE
Channel 9 news interviews excited Black Friday shoppers.x CLOSE
The boys begin to train for the big fight. Meanwhile, Randy hears about the horrors of last year's Black Friday.x CLOSE
Butters discusses wieners, while the boys divide into dueling factions over next gen gaming consoles.x CLOSE
Sharon confronts Randy about his new mall security gig.x CLOSE
Cartman recruits the help of the Federation kids, while the boys discover a new Black Friday threat.x CLOSE
The gift every child is asking for this holiday season.x CLOSE
The mall cops are horrified when they hear about the new Elmo doll coming out on Black Friday.x CLOSE
Stan tries to recruit the Goth Kids, while Cartman has a serious talk with Lady McCormick.x CLOSE