- EVERYONE, EVERYONE,A BLACK FRIDAY TOAST.
HOW AWESOMETHAT WE ARE ALL FRIENDS AGAIN.
OUR TWO HOUSES BROUGHT TOGETHER.
SOON WE WILL ALL HAVE OURPLAYSTATION 4s.
AND TO YOU, MY OLD FRIEND,PRINCESS KENNY.
YOU REALLY LOOK STUNNING.
NO DOUBT THE GODS HAVE SMILEDDOWN UPON YOUR PERKY BOOBS.
- [giggles, muffled response]
- NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,MY LADY,
I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT.
WHAT HAVE YOU FOUND OUT?- THE MALL ISN'T OPEN YET.
THEY'RE WAITING FOR GEORGE R.R.MARTIN TO CUT THE RIBBON.
- OKAY.THAT COULD BE A WHILE.
ALL OUR MEN ARE READY.
WHEN THE MALL OPENS,BLOW THE WHISTLE.
WE'LL RUSH THROUGH THE DOORSAND LOCK THE SONY DORKS INSIDE.
ALL RIGHT, NOW, I REALLY DONEED TO TAKE A SHIT.
- OH, SOFT AND PINKWITH PURPLE HEAD,
GENTLY, YOU LAY WITH MEON MY BED.
- GET ON WITH IT,GEORGE R.R. MARTIN!
- GROWL, GROWLCALLS THE WIENER FROM ON HIGH,
A LITTLE TINY WIENERSTILL SO PLEASING TO THE EYE.
- ENOUGH WITH THE WIENERSALREADY!
- YEAH, COME ON!
[flute music,tambourine continue]
WHERE THE HELL IS CLYDE?CLYDE?
- PRINCESS KENNY,I BELIEVE IT'S TIME
WE RETURN THE WIZARD'SHOSPITALITY.
- WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
- I'M SORRY, CARTMAN.
THERE'S BEENA LITTLE CHANGE IN PLAN.
The Red Robin Wedding
Both factions gather to celebrate the wedding. Meanwhile, George RR Martin shares a few words about his wiener.
An action packed recap of the events leading up to "Titties and Dragons".x CLOSE
South Park's intro gets an all new song!x CLOSE
Anime Princess Kenny comes to the aide of the Sony Corporation.x CLOSE
Channel 9 News interviews a Black Friday shopper outside the South Park Mall.x CLOSE
As Stan's army plans their attack, the Xbox Fighters offer terms for a truce.x CLOSE
Princess Kenny receives an invitation to the Red Robin Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman and Stan discuss their plans in the Enchanted Garden, only to be interrupted by the old man again.x CLOSE
At the South Park Mall, everyone awaits the arrival of this year's honorary ribbon cutter, who is traveling by horseback.x CLOSE
As everyone prepares for the Red Robin wedding, Kyle discovers that something has happened to Stan.x CLOSE
Kyle visits a captive Stan and apologizes.x CLOSE