AND THINK ABOUT WHATYOU'VE DONE!
JUST BECAUSE PEOPLE TRY ANDMAKE FOOTBALL A LITTLE SAFER
BY CHANGINGA KICKOFF RULE
DOESN'T MEAN YOUNEED TAKE IT TO,
"OH, WHY DON'T WE JUST DRINKEACH OTHER'S CUM?"
SARCASM LIKE THAT ISHOMOPHOBIC, CHAUVINISTIC,
AND COMPLETELYLACKING IN MATURITY!
- WHAT'S SARCASMAND WHAT'S CUM?
- WE'LL TALK ABOUT THATWHEN YOU'RE OLDER.
- COME ON, EVERYBODY, LET'S WORKON THAT KICK-OFF CHANGE
AND GET BACKTO SOME FOOTBALL.
- WELCOME BACK TO ROME.
SOME OF YOU MIGHT OF SEEN MEON TV LAST NIGHT.
TURNS OUT THE DRINKI ENDORSED WAS SEMEN.
TURNS OUT A LITTLE KID WASJUST BEING SARCASTIC.
THAT KID'S PROBABLY GROUNDEDFOR A MONTH.
CHECK THAT--I'M SURE HE'SGROUNDED FOR TWO MONTHS.
AND A WEEK.
FOOTBALL NEEDS TO BEMADE SAFER,
SO WHY DON'T WE HAVE PLAYERSIN BRAS DRINKING SEMEN?
YEAH, THAT'S A FAST BALLRIGHT THERE.
THAT'S A REAL STROKE OFPHILOSOPHIC GENIUS--
MORE LITTLE KIDSDRINKING SEMEN
TO FINALLY BRING BACKREAL FOOTBALL,
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TOSAY BUT, SO LONG, SARCASTABALL,
IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU.
LET'S JUST HOPE NOTHING LIKETHIS EVER HAPPENS AGAIN.
NOT FOR ANOTHER YEAR.
CHECK THAT, A COUPLE DAYS.
DAD! HEY, DAD!
- MY WIENER IS ALL STIFFAND POINTY!
- OH, WELL, BUTTERS, THAT'SJUST THE FRIENDLY COMPASS.
SEE, WHENEVER YOU HAVE FRIENDSIN THE AREA,
YOUR LITTLE COMPASS THERETELLS YOU WHERE THEY ARE.
IT'S POINTING UP BECAUSE JESUSIS YOUR FRIEND.
- THANKS, DAD.
So Long Sarcastaball
Butter's gets reprimanded for his sports drink.
When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs.x CLOSE
Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel.x CLOSE
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.x CLOSE
The town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy when Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature lurking in the woods.x CLOSE
Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.x CLOSE
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.x CLOSE
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.x CLOSE
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.x CLOSE
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.x CLOSE
Cartman signs up for a home security system.x CLOSE
Randy and the boys tune in and witness the dangers of football.x CLOSE
Randy confronts the PTA and sarcastically proposes new rules for the game of football.x CLOSE
After the first practice, news of Sarcastaball sweeps across the nation.x CLOSE
Just when the boys want to quit, Butters rallies the team.x CLOSE
Randy moves up to the NFL and takes Sarcastaball with him.x CLOSE
The boys nominate Butters as team captain. Soon after, he has another one of his happy dreams.x CLOSE
Randy leads his NFL team to it's first victory.x CLOSE
Butters shares his secret stash of goo with Cartman.x CLOSE
After an appearance on "Rome", Sharon confronts Randy about his mental health.x CLOSE
The South Park Cows take on their toughest opponent, and Butters shares his goo with the team.x CLOSE