ABOUT THE WEDDING.- YEAH, SURE, WHAT ABOUT IT?
- I THINK IT'S BESTTHAT WHEN THE TIME COMES
FOR THE MALL TO OPEN YOU SHOULDSTAY BACK A BIT FROM THE DOORS.
- WHY?- WELL, THINK ABOUT IT.
THE FIRST PEOPLE INSIDEARE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE ON
THE BRUNT OF THE HOLIDAYSHOPPERS FROM THE MAIN ENTRANCE.
IT'S BEST WE LET BUTTERSAND SCOTT MALKINSON GO FIRST.
WHILE THEY FIGHT,WE CAN SIMPLY SLIP ON BY.
- WELL, YEAH, I GUESSTHAT MAKES SENSE,
BUT BUTTERS AND SCOTT WON'T BEABLE TO GET THEIR PS4s.
- YES, THAT'S TRUE, BUT...
LET'S FACE IT, SIR STAN.
THIS IS ALL ABOUTYOU AND ME GETTING PLAYSTATIONS.
THE REST ARE SIMPLY THERETO HELP US GET--
- HE'S LYING TO YOU!
THEY'RE JUST ACTING LIKETHEY'VE GIVEN UP,
BUT IT'S A DOUBLE-BLUFF.
- DUDE! DUDE!
- THEY'RE GOING TO BETRAY YOUAT THE RED ROBIN WEDDING.
HE GOT THE IDEA WATCHING GAME OF THRONES.
- DUDE, SHUT [BEEPED] UP!
- WHO IS THAT?- HE'S JUST THIS OLD CRAZY GUY
THAT GETS PISSED OFF 'CAUSEI'M IN HIS GARDEN ALL THE TIME.
- THEY'RE GOING TO LOCK YOU IN!- GODDAMN IT, SHUT UP!
- HE TALKED ABOUT ITIN MY GARDEN
TO, LIKE, THREE OTHER PEOPLE.
THEY'RE GOING TO LOCK YOUIN THE RED ROBIN
AND THEN GO GETALL THE XBOXES.
THAT'S WHY HE WANTS YOU TOSTAY BACK FROM THE DOORS.
- WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELLTHE WHOLE WORLD EVERYTHING, HUH?
WHY DON'T YOU TELL EVERYONEWHAT PROMETHEUS WAS ABOUT
WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!
- DID KYLE KNOW ABOUT THIS?- DUDE, WE'RE NOT GONNA
BETRAY YOU--COME ON.DID YOU SEE PROMETHEUS?
I DON'T THINK THE WRITERSEVEN KNEW WHAT THAT WAS ABOUT.
- DID KYLE KNOW ABOUT THIS?- [sighs]
KYLE THOUGHT OF IT.
STAN! DUDE, HOLD ON.
XBOX ONE IS [BEEPED] SWEET,DUDE.
YOU'RE A [BEEPED] ASSHOLE!- [BEEPED] YOU!
GET OUT OF MY GARDEN.
- I'LL SHIT IN YOUR[BEEPED] GARDEN!
- GO [BEEPED] YOURSELF!
He's Lying To You!!
Cartman and Stan discuss their plans in the Enchanted Garden, only to be interrupted by the old man again.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
An action packed recap of the events leading up to "Titties and Dragons".x CLOSE
South Park's intro gets an all new song!x CLOSE
Anime Princess Kenny comes to the aide of the Sony Corporation.x CLOSE
Channel 9 News interviews a Black Friday shopper outside the South Park Mall.x CLOSE
As Stan's army plans their attack, the Xbox Fighters offer terms for a truce.x CLOSE
Princess Kenny receives an invitation to the Red Robin Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman and Stan discuss their plans in the Enchanted Garden, only to be interrupted by the old man again.x CLOSE
At the South Park Mall, everyone awaits the arrival of this year's honorary ribbon cutter, who is traveling by horseback.x CLOSE
As everyone prepares for the Red Robin wedding, Kyle discovers that something has happened to Stan.x CLOSE
Kyle visits a captive Stan and apologizes.x CLOSE