- HOW DID YOU GET RID OF HIM?
HOW DID YOU GET RIDOF THE MILK MAN?
- THERE'S NO GETTING RIDOF HIM.
NOT IN ANY WAY YOU FOLKSWOULD BE PREPARED FOR.
NO, BEST TO JUST LET HIM GO ONFUCKING YOUR WIVES.
MAYBE HE'LL GET TIRED OF IT.
- DAMN YOU!IT'S NOT JUST OUR WIVES ANYMORE.
THIS MORNING, HE CAME FOR ME.
I OPENED THE DOOR.IT WAS THE U.P.S. MAN.
HE HAD A BOX FROM AMAZON.
I LOOKED INSIDE AND FOUNDAN ADAPTOR FOR AN iPhone,
AND THEN I REMEMBERED... I HAD ORDERED IT.
I ORDERED IT THE DAY BEFORE ANDI BARELY HAD ANY RECOLLECTION.
THE U.P.S. MANIS USING HIS POWERS
TO TRY TO HAVE SEXWITH ME NOW.
- YOU SAID WE WOULDN'T BEPREPARED TO GET RID OF HIM.
HOW DID YOU?
- WE USED A PRETTY BLONDETO LURE HIM IN.
WHEN SHE ANSWERED THE DOOR,
SHE TOLD THE MILK MANTO FOLLOW HER TO THE BATHTUB.
SHE TOOK OFF HER CLOTHESAND ASKED THE MILK MAN
TO FILL THE TUB WITH MILK.
THE MILK MAN SAID, "DO YOU WANTTHAT MILK PASTEURIZED?"
THE BLONDE REPLIED,"NO, JUST UP TO MY BOOBS.
I CAN SPLASH ITIN MY EYES."
THAT'S WHEN WE JUMPED HIM.
IT WAS OVER IN MINUTES,THEN WE BURNED HIS BODY.
YOU WANT TO GET RIDOF THE MILK MAN,
YOU'VE GOT TO KILL HIMAND KILL HIM GOOD.
AND THEN YOU'VE GOT TO GOTO THE STORE
FOR YOUR STUFF FROM THEN ON.
You Want That Milk Pasteurized?
Randy and the guys confront the Old Man for advice on how to get rid of the UPS man.
Gerald and Sheila try a little role-playing in the bedroom.x CLOSE
Ike breaks down after what he witnessed his mother and the UPS man doing. Kyle goes the boys for advice.x CLOSE
The men of South Park discuss what to do about the UPS delivery man.x CLOSE
Cartman gets a security system installed, while Randy becomes suspicious of Sharon's Amazon deliveries.x CLOSE
Cartman is less than pleased with his new home security system.x CLOSE
Randy and the guys confront the Old Man for advice on how to get rid of the UPS man.x CLOSE
Cartman puts his new security system to the test.x CLOSE
The guys use Bane costumes to teach the UPS man a lesson.x CLOSE
Just when Cartman finally needs his security system, he gets transferred to India.x CLOSE
With the threat of Banes looming, the people turn to the newest security measure.x CLOSE