I AM NOW AT 16,000 FEET.
YOU SHOULD SEE THE COLDDARKNESS OF IT ALL.
THE ISOLATION AND YET AWEOF THE SEA'S MAGNITUDE.
I HAVE NOW SUNK DEEPER THANANY HUMAN HAS EVER BEEN BEFORE!
- ♪ WAY OUT HEREIN THE OCEAN DEPTHS ♪
♪ GOING DEEP, DEEP, DEEP
OH, HEY, JAMES CAMERON!
- WHAT THE FUCK?
- ♪ I'VE BEEN DIVIN' IN THE DEEPAND I'M FEELIN' SO CHEAP ♪
- YOU SON OF A BITCH, NEWMAN!
HOW DID YOU BEAT MEDOWN HERE?
- I DON'T WANT ANYONERAISING THE BAR
'CAUSE NOBODY'LL HIRE ME.
♪ DEEP DEEP DEEPIN THE OCEAN ♪
OOH, COME ON.FIGHT ME, CAMERON.
- ALRIGHT, YOU SON OF A BITCH.I'LL TAKE YOU TO HELL!
- IT IS A VIOLATIONOF MY CIVIL RIGHTS, TOKEN,
AND YOU SHOULD BEASHAMED OF YOURSELF!
- I'M SORRY, TOKEN.I HAD TO TELL HIM.
HIS LIFE IS IN DANGER.
- MAKING MONEY OFF OFPEOPLE'S HANDICAPS!
WELL, TOKEN, I WOULD LIKE YOUTO MEET MY LAWYER!
AS SOON AS HE GETS IN HERE,
HE WILL BE HANDING YOUA CEASE AND DESIST ORDER.
THAT SHOW IS NOT GOING TO AIR!
- IT ACTUALLY AIRED LAST NIGHT.
- YOU FOUND A NETWORK TO BUY IT?
- YEAH, BUT DON'T WORRY.IT DIDN'T DO SO GOOD.
WE GOT KILLED IN THE RATINGSBY HONEY BOO BOO.
- WHAT?! THAT LITTLE BITCHBEAT ME IN THE RATINGS?!
OH HELLLLLL NO!
- WELL, IT WAS ONLYOUR FIRST SHOW OF THE SEASON,
SO YOU REALLY CAN'T--
- I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, DUDE!NOBODY BEATS MY RATINGS!
GET ME A PLANE TICKET!THAT BITCH IS GOING DOWN!
NOBODY Beats My Ratings!!!
James Cameron discovers Randy Newman at unfathomable depths. Meanwhile, Cartman confronts Token about his TV show.
The boys go shopping and can't help notice all the fat people on mobility scooters.x CLOSE
Cartman gets a mobility scooter and demands that Kyle make his bathroom handicapped accessible.x CLOSE
Cartman struggles with the shame of his new mobility scooter.x CLOSE
The government installs "tip assist" on all mobility scooters, as Cartman gives an impassioned speech about his size.x CLOSE
Kyle and Stan sit down to watch Honey Boo Boo.x CLOSE
James Cameron begins his underwater quest to raise the bar.x CLOSE
Token and Kyle devise a plan to make a documentary about Cartman's obesity.x CLOSE
Kyle unveils his documentary about Cartman.x CLOSE
Kyle confronts Token about the "documentary" they made together.x CLOSE
James Cameron continues his quest to raise the bar, while Kyle and Stan have a heart to heart.x CLOSE