IN THE LIVING ROOMAND THE KITCHEN,
THE TOUCH PADSAT THE FRONT AND REAR DOORS,
AND BREAK-IN MONITORSON ALL WINDOWS.
I'M AFRAIDTHOSE ARE NOT SECURE AT ALL.
- OH, NO!REALLY?
- OH, I'M SORRY,
BUT I REALLY DON'T THINKI CAN AFFORD THIS.
- MOM, DO YOU WANTTO GET RAPED?
HAVEN'T YOU SEENTHEIR COMMERCIALS?
YOU CAN GET RAPEDBY A WHITE GUY THESE DAYS, MOM!
- YES, UNFORTUNATELY,IT'S NOT ENOUGH
TO JUST BE FEARFULOF STRANGERS THESE DAYS.
- WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- WELL, MANY TIMES HOUSESARE BURGLARIZED
BY SOMEONE THE VICTIM KNOWS.
- OH, MY GOD!I KNEW IT!
KYLE IS ALWAYS TAKING MY STUFF!
JUST YESTERDAY I COULDN'T FINDMY iPod HEADPHONES.
THAT SNEAKY LITTLE JEW.
- WE REALIZE IT'S A LOTTA MONEY,MRS. CARTMAN,
BUT REALLY, HOW MUCH IS FEELINGSECURE IN YOUR OWN HOME WORTH?
- YEAH, MOM!
THERE'S DANGEROUS PEOPLE OUTTHERE TRYING TO SCREW US BOTH.
- DON'T YOU NEED TO BE GETTINGTO WORK, RAN?
- NO, I THINK I'LL, UH, JUSTHANG OUT A LITTLE WHILE LONGER.
I'LL GET IT.
- HEY, THERE.
LOOKS LIKE I'VE GOT A COUPLEPACKAGES FROM AMAZON FOR YOU.
- OH, IS THAT SO?
- IF I CAN JUST GETYOUR SIGNATURE RIGHT THERE.
- SURE.UH...CHAD, IS IT?
- THAD. NICE.
YOU, UH, HAVING A BUSY DAY?
- OH, YOU KNOW, JUST TRYINGTO GET TO EVERYONE.
- YEAH, I'LL BET.
- WELL, HAVE A GOOD ONE.- YEAH, YOU TOO, THAD.
HEY, SHARON,THESE CAME FOR YOU.
- OOH, STUFF FROM AMAZON?
- YEAH.WHAT ARE THEY?
- YOU KNOW, TO BE HONEST,I CAN'T REMEMBER.
- YOU JUST ORDERED STUFFOFF OF AMAZON
AND YOU CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT?
- OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
THESE ARE THE PARING KNIVESI ORDERED.
SORRY, I THINKI WAS A LITTLE TIPSY.
OH, AND THIS IS THE BOOKSTAN'S BEEN WANTING.
CAN YOU TAKE IT UP TO HIM?
- YEAH, SURE, 'CAUSE...
PEOPLE JUST ORDER STUFFFROM AMAZON
AND FORGET WHAT THEY GOT.
STAN, YOU'VE GOT SOMETHINGFROM AMAZON.
There's Dangerous People Out There
Cartman gets a security system installed, while Randy becomes suspicious of Sharon's Amazon deliveries.
When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs.x CLOSE
Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel.x CLOSE
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.x CLOSE
The town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy when Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature lurking in the woods.x CLOSE
Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.x CLOSE
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.x CLOSE
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.x CLOSE
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.x CLOSE
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.x CLOSE
Cartman signs up for a home security system.x CLOSE
Gerald and Sheila try a little role-playing in the bedroom.x CLOSE
Ike breaks down after what he witnessed his mother and the UPS man doing. Kyle goes the boys for advice.x CLOSE
The men of South Park discuss what to do about the UPS delivery man.x CLOSE
Cartman gets a security system installed, while Randy becomes suspicious of Sharon's Amazon deliveries.x CLOSE
Cartman is less than pleased with his new home security system.x CLOSE
Randy and the guys confront the Old Man for advice on how to get rid of the UPS man.x CLOSE
Cartman puts his new security system to the test.x CLOSE
The guys use Bane costumes to teach the UPS man a lesson.x CLOSE
Just when Cartman finally needs his security system, he gets transferred to India.x CLOSE
With the threat of Banes looming, the people turn to the newest security measure.x CLOSE