[cheers and applause]
- AND NOW, LET US HONORTHE LITTLE BOY
WHO HELPED MAKEALL HIS HAPPEN--
ERIC CARTMAN AND HISBEST FRIEND, FART BOY.
[Van Halen chords play]
- THANK YOU, EVERYONE.
IT'S MY HONOR TO HAVE BEENA PART OF THIS MIRACLE.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, FART BOY?
- CAN I PLEASE HAVE ONE OF YOURPIPING HOT FARTS IN MY MOUTH?
- ARE YOU SURE, FART BOY?
I'VE HAD A LOT OF STRANGE FOODON THIS TRIP.
- YUMMY, YUMMY.I WANT YOUR FARTS IN MY TUMMY.
- EXCUSE ME,I'M SORRY, EVERYONE,
BUT APPARENTLYTHERE'S SOME BREAKING NEWS
IN THE UNITED STATES.
- WE'RE IN COLORADO WHERETHE RED COW WAS DISCOVERED,
AND APPARENTLY TWO BOYSHAVE SHOCKING NEWS
THAT MIGHT CHANGEEVERYTHING.
- YES, THERE'S SOMETHINGTHAT YOU ALL NEED TO KNOW.
THE TRUTH ABOUT THE RED COW.
WE HAVE ALL BEEN--[phone ringing]
SORRY, HANG ON.[ringing]
- DUDE, DO NOT DO THIS.
- NO, DUDE,YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
CARTMAN HASN'T BEEN TELLINGTHE TRUTH.
- YES, I KNOW THAT!
WHY DO YOU THINK I'VE BEENPUTTING UP WITH HIS FARTS?
- OH WHAT?
- I KNOW CARTMAN MADE ITALL UP, OKAY?
I ALSO KNOW THAT NOTHINGIS MORE IMPORTANT FOR HUMANITY
THAN PEACEIN THE MIDDLE EAST.
I'M OKAY WITH THIS, STAN.
- WELL, I'M NOT OKAY WITH IT,
'CAUSE IT'S TURNED YOUINTO A DICK, KYLE.
- I'M NOT A DICK!I'M LIKE GANDHI.
- YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINKWHEN GANDHI STARVED HIMSELF
HE WAS ALL, "DUDE, LOOK HOW[beeped] AWESOME I AM
FOR STARVING.CHECK ME OUT!"
- OKAY, OKAY.STAN, YOU'RE RIGHT.
MAYBE I LET BEING A MARTYRGO TO MY HEAD.
JUST PLEASE, LET MESTAY ON THIS PATH,
AND I'LL TRY TO BE COOLABOUT IT.
- YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZETO KENNY TOO.
- [tinny sound]I'M SORRY, KENNY.
- [muffled]THAT'S OKAY, KYLE!
- WHAT IS THE NEW INFORMATION?
- THE RED COW...
I SAW IT TOO.
IT CAME DOWN FROM THE SKYIN A FLASH OF LIGHT.
IT WAS A MIRACLE.
- HOORAY!- OH, NO, IT WAS A MIRACLE?
- THEN IT'S NOT TRUE.
THE PROPHECY IS NOT TRUE.
[all groaning, moaning]
- WAIT, I THOUGHTWE WERE ALL HERE
BECAUSE OF THE PROPHECY OFA MIRACULOUS RED COW.
- NO, THE PROPHECYIS THAT ONE DAY A FAT CHILD
WITH A SMALL PENIS WOULDDECORATE A COW TO LOOK GINGER.
NOT THAT ONE WOULD MIRACULOUSLYJUST FALL FROM THE SKY.
- I KNEW THIS ALLTOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
- WE'RE ASSOCIATING WITH THESEHEATHENS FOR NO REASON!
- SMALL PENIS?
- THE PARTY'S OVER.
Are You Sure, Fart Boy?
Cartman and Fart Boy are honored in Israel, but Stan intervenes with the truth about the Red Cow.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
Cartman humbly apologizes, and shows the whole school the red headed cow.x CLOSE
Word of the Ginger Cow spreads across newsrooms of the world, and the reporters all share the same reaction.x CLOSE
Representatives from Israel visit the school to speak with Kyle about the Red Heifer.x CLOSE
People of all religions descend upon South Park to see the Ginger Cow.x CLOSE
While discussing terms of war, the Muslims, Christians and Jews decide instead to sacrifice the Red Heifer.x CLOSE
News of peace in the Middle East spreads as Cartman confesses his lie to Kyle.x CLOSE
In front of the whole school, Kyle confesses that he loves the taste of Cartman's farts.x CLOSE
Kyle visits Mr. Mackey to ask for advice about Cartman's farts.x CLOSE
Jews, Christians, and Muslims have united, ushering in 10 years of Van Halen.x CLOSE
Stan visits Kyle to try and find out why he likes Cartman's farts so much.x CLOSE