- ONE AT A TIME, PLEASE!ONE AT A TIME!
- LOOK, I WANT TO RETURNTHIS ORANGE BRACELET, M'KAY?
IT'S WORTHLESS NOW!
- NOT A PROBLEM.YOU CAN RETURN YOUR SCAUSE,
AND FOR JUST $5,I'LL GIVE YOU TWO MORE!
- OKAY. I NEED A VIOLET ONEFOR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE,
A LIME ONE FOR HERPES,
AND A JADE GREEN ONEFOR HOW MUCH I HATE KYLE.
- ABSOLUTELY!$5, PLEASE!
- HEIDI TURNERSAYS YOU ASKED HER
TO BORROW SUPER GLUELAST WEEK.
- ARE YOU STILL ON THAT,DUDE?
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OFENDS JUSTIFYING MEANS?
[twing, boing, pop, toot]
- OH, MY, IT'S THE SOUND!- WHAT SOUND?
- OF ALL SOUNDS IN ALL SOUNDOM,THIS ONE'S MOST PROFOUND!
THAT'S THE SOUND THAT MEANSI MUST PACK UP MY TENT!
IT'S THE SOUND OF THE VERYLAST CENT BEING SPENT!
MY WORK HERE IS DONE,AND JUST LOOK AT YOU NOW!
YOU'RE ALL COVERED IN SCAUSES,FROM YOUR HOOF TO YOUR BROW!
ENJOY ALL YOUR SCAUSES!YOU LOOK GREAT IN YOUR CAUSE!
BE SURE TO GIVE EACH OTHERLOTS OF APPLAUSE!
I'M OFF TO THE NEXT TOWNIN MY LITTLE TRUCK!
HAVE A NICE DAY!TOODLE-OO!
All Covered In Scauses
The town runs out of money for their scauses.
The people of South Park line up to remove their wristbands.x CLOSE
More news comes in about a beloved icon using performance enhancing drugs.x CLOSE
The boys confront Stan when they realize he's still wearing the wristband.x CLOSE
Stan goes on the Charlie Rose show, and continues to defend his position about wearing the wristband.x CLOSE
After his appearance on the Charlie Rose show, people start wearing brown bracelets to show their support for standing.x CLOSE
Stan finally does his Nike commercial.x CLOSE
Stan is accused of super-gluing his bracelet, and not standing his ground.x CLOSE
Results conclude that Stan's bracelet was indeed cut off. Meanwhile, Kyle confronts Stan about the allegations.x CLOSE
Stan and Jesus break into the French-Swedish scientist's house.x CLOSE
Jesus and Stan hatch a plan to get people refocused on what really matters.x CLOSE