It's just my luck.
I talk to a nice girl,seem to hit it off,
and she turns outto just be an ad.
Well, that's what an ad does.
She was designedto entice and manipulate.
This is such a fantastic storyfor the school newspaper.
Why don't we just run it so thateverybody knows the truth?
Jimmy,we're newsmen like you.
For decades, we usedour soft, buttery voices
to inform the peopleabout what's happening.
Then we watchedas our entire industry
was taken over by the ads.
Some of our colleagueswere manipulated
into doing the ads' bidding.
The man who came to your housewith a gun was one of them.
Our own Kevin Jarvis has more.
Thanks, Tom. Jimmy,the man who tried to kill you
was a Brian Bouyant of WXNR,Fort Collins.
When he saw there wasno money in news anymore,
he sided with the adseven though he knew
it meant the destructionof our species.
Back to you, Tom.Thanks, Kevin.
The only hope for the truthto get out there, Jimmy,
is for you see throughthis ad's deception
and to find outwhat they're planning.
Your Super School Newswas a threat to them,
but unless you getthis little bitch to talk,
we may never know why.
The Newsmen vs. The Ads
The mysterious newsmen reveal how much deeper the Sponsored Content conspiracy goes.