Who are you?!What do you want?!
I'm here about the job?
Oh, are you Adam?Well, come on in!
You're makinga smart career choice, Adam.
You see, what we do hereis utilize Facebook
not only to spread chaosbut to actually profit from it.
You'll find the hoursvery reasonable,
and I'm working on getting
full health and dentalfor all employees.
Here's yourcompany uniform.
You see,what I've done, Adam,
is built a completelyself-sustaining chaos machine --
You look fantastic --
doing nothing more than whatFacebook was designed to do.
I make money from Facebookfor my fake content
in order to pay Facebookto promote my fake stories.
And thusly,we're growing bigger every day.
Everyone, can I haveyour attention please?
We havea new agent of chaos.
Please welcomeAdam Borque.
[ Scattered applause ]
Here you go. You cantake this workstation, Adam.
Just start writinghorrible things about people
and presenting it as realityon Facebook.
All right! Don't forgetwe have a chaos quota, gang!
Let's really[bleep] shit up.
Self Sustaining Chaos Machine
Professor Chaos welcomes his newest minion and explains more about his latest scheme to bring Chaos to the world.