- UH-HUH. HMM.
I'M SORRY, MR. MARSH,
BUT THERE APPEARS TO BEPERMANENT DAMAGE.
- OH, BOY, THIS IS GREAT.
MY WEEK JUST KEEPSGETTING BETTER.
- HOW DO WE FIX THIS,DOCTOR?
- YOU DON'T.I'M SORRY.
THERE JUST ISN'TENOUGH RESEARCH
IN HOW SARCASM AFFECTSTHE BRAIN.
- SO, THAT'S IT.
I SHOULD JUST GO HOME
AND FORGET ABOUT WHATTHIS SPORT HAS DONE TO ME,
LET THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE PLAYSARCASTABALL AND GET HURT TOO.
- OH, REALLY, YOU THINKTHERE'S A CORRELATION
BETWEEN SARCASMAND SARCASTABALL?
REALLY? THAT'S FASCINATING.PLEASE GO ON.
- NO, SARCASTABALL HASNOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
I JUST--I JUST REALLY ENJOYBEING SARCASTIC
AND SO I MUST BEFINDING AN EXCUSE.
- YOU KNOW, I HAVE A 50-YEAR-OLDALZHEIMER'S PATIENT
OUT IN THE WAITING ROOM WHOCAN'T EVEN REMEMBER HIS FAMILY,
BUT LET'S FORGET ABOUT HIMAND FOCUS ON HOW SARCASTABALL
MIGHT BE DAMAGINGPEOPLE'S BRAINS.
- MY SON IS OUT THERE,PLAYING THAT GAME.
IT'S HEARTWARMING TO SEE
YOU HAVE SUCH HIGH REGARDFOR HIS SAFETY!
- OKAY.WELL, I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA.
LET'S GET ALL THE FUNDINGFOR CANCER RESEARCH
AND GENETIC DISEASES--LET'S TAKE ALL THAT MONEY
AND MAKE COMMERCIALSTHAT SAY "HEY, AMERICA,
SARCASM MIGHT NOT BE SUCHA GREAT THING FOR YOUR BRAIN."
- THANK YOU, DOCTOR.THANK YOU SO MUCH!
Sarcasm Effects The Brain?!
Randy visits the doctor to see whats wrong with his mental state.
Randy and the boys tune in and witness the dangers of football.x CLOSE
Randy confronts the PTA and sarcastically proposes new rules for the game of football.x CLOSE
After the first practice, news of Sarcastaball sweeps across the nation.x CLOSE
Just when the boys want to quit, Butters rallies the team.x CLOSE
Randy moves up to the NFL and takes Sarcastaball with him.x CLOSE
The boys nominate Butters as team captain. Soon after, he has another one of his happy dreams.x CLOSE
Randy leads his NFL team to it's first victory.x CLOSE
Butters shares his secret stash of goo with Cartman.x CLOSE
After an appearance on "Rome", Sharon confronts Randy about his mental health.x CLOSE
The South Park Cows take on their toughest opponent, and Butters shares his goo with the team.x CLOSE