It ain't right.
They make youwork like a dog
and then just tear awayyour one day off in October
like you'rea piece of trash.
Boo! Boo!Nobody likes you, Stan.
Look, I tried talkingto him, all right?
He's just really againstall the things Columbus did.
Does anybody knowwhat Columbus actually did?
Yeah. In 1492, Columbus got usa day off school.
That's what matters.
No. No, wait, guys.Maybe that's it.
When I'm dealingwith my mom,
sometimes it works to beon her side for a minute.
Maybe we should find outall the things
people find offensiveabout Columbus and --
And then totally actlike we care.
I like it, Kyle.
I'll just look up"Columbus, offensive,inflammatory..."
Yeah, this is sweet.
It's like that movie wherethe dude pretended to beon the monster's side.
You know, with the guyand the chick that hadthe wife beater on,
but her boobs were sweatyso you could see them.
Oh, I lovethat movie!
Yeah, this isa lot like that.
What'd you find, Kyle?
Dang it!There's nothing?
Stan, can I talk to youfor a minute?
What? What?What the hell was that?
Does Anyone Know What Columbus Did?
The boys brainstorm ways to get Stan's Dad to drop his assult on Columbus Day.