- "MY DEAR FRIENDSOF THE MAINLAND.
"WHAT ADVENTURES I HAVE FOUNDON THE TINY ISLAND OF KAUAI.
"I HAVE TRULYBECOME ONE WITH THE NATIVES,
WHO FOUND NEW COURAGETO FIGHT THEIR OPPRESSORS."
- WE ARE NOT SURRENDERINGTODAY!
GO BACK AND TELL YOUR LEADERS
THAT WE WILL FIGHT THEMUNTIL THE END!
- YOU PEOPLE JUST DON'T GIVE UP,DO YOU?
- "THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENTFINALLY GAVE IN TO THE NATIVES,
"AND HAD THE MAHALOREWARDS CARDS REINSTATED.
"OUR TWO CULTURES,IT APPEARS,
WILL ONCE AGAIN LIVEIN PEACE."
"WITH THE WAR AT AN END,
"OUR BUTTERS IS ABLE TO HAVEHIS HAPA NOA CEREMONY,
"AND WITH ANY HELPFROM THE GODS,
BECOME HIS OLDCHEERY SELF AGAIN."
- AND SO IT IS WITH GREAT HONORTHAT WE RECOGNIZE
THESE TWO NATIVESWITH THEIR HAPA LOA.
TAKE YOUR CARDS, BOYS.
A PUY LOA HAPA LOA!
APA A A HOO HA!
- [blows conch weakly]
- IT'S FINALLY OVER,YOUNG KEIKI.
IS YOUR ANGER AT REST?
- YEAH, I GUESS SO.
EXCEPT IT STILL DOESN'TCHANGE THE FACT
THAT BEN AFFLECK GETS TO BEHANDSOME, TALENTED,
AND THEN GETS TO GO HOMEAND KISS JENNIFER LOPEZ.
- BEN AFFLECK ISN'TWITH JENNIFER LOPEZ ANYMORE.
HE'S MARRIEDTO JENNIFER GARNER.
- YEAH.- IT'S TRUE.
BUT I THOUGHT I WASTOTALLY JEALOUS OF HIM!
HE'S JUST MARRIEDTO JENNIFER GARNER?
OH, MY GOSH.I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER!
- YOU DO?- YEAH.
OH...I LIKETHAT BEN AFFLECK GUY.
HE'S A GOOD FILMMAKER.COME ON, KENNY.
I GUESS I OWE THE KIDSAT SCHOOL AN APOLOGY.
DID YOU SEE ARGO, KENNY?IT'S A PRETTY GOOD MOVIE.
BEN AFFLECK HASA LOT GOING FOR HIM.
NOT EVERYTHING,BUT A LOT.
Become One With The Natives
The Coast Guard and the Native Hawaiians reach an agreement, while Butters is finally able to have his Hapa Loa.
After confronting him about his fight with Scott Malkinson, Butters completely loses it.x CLOSE
Butters' parents meet with Principal Victoria, only to realize their son is flowering.x CLOSE
Butters' parents tell him the truth about his heritage.x CLOSE
Kenny gives Butters some much needed help getting his journey started.x CLOSE
Butters finally arrives in his native homeland.x CLOSE
Kenny writes back home and lets the boys know how everything is going,x CLOSE
During Butters' Hapa Loa ceremony, the natives discover their way of life is being threatened.x CLOSE
The Native Hawaiians fight back and begin removing tourists from the island.x CLOSE
The Native Hawaiians discuss what to do with Kenny.x CLOSE
Kenny undergoes the trial by Opaekaka as the Native Hawaiians look on.x CLOSE