[ KNOCKING ]
>> CORY LANSKIN?
>> WE HEARD YOU MIGHT BE
TEACHING MINECRAFT TO ADULTS.
>> WHASSA MINECRAFT?
>> WE'RE TRYING TO KEEP OUR
PARENTS AWAY FROM GRAPHIC
IT COULD BE A MATTER OF LIFE AND
>> DON'T BE ANGRY.
MY MOMMY ALWAYS ANGRY.
GET BACK IN THE MEAT LOCKER.
SHE LOVES ME, RIGHT?
MOMMY LOVES ME?
>> I GUESS WE HAVE THE WRONG
>> WHAT, DUDE?
>> SOMETHING HE SAID.
DID YOU HEAR HIM?
HE SAID OUCHIE, OUCHIE MOMMY
RAPE MY NO NO.
IF I'D BE CAUGHT LYING THAT'S
EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID.
>> NOW THAT YOU BUILT A
WORKBENCH IT'S TIME TO BUILD
SOMETHING TO TAKE CARE OF THE
STOP USING YOUR GROWN UP BRAINS.
>> SON OF A BITCH.
DON'T YOU THINK THERE ARE ENOUGH
GRIFERS IN THE WORLD WITHOUT OUR
PARENTS BEING SHOWN THIS STUFF.
>> A KID NEEDS TO MAKE A LIVING,
>> WE WERE USING MINECRAFT FROM
STOPPING OUR PARENTS FROM
WATCHING SPOUSAL HOMICIDE SHOWS.
>> LIKE INVESTIGATIVE DISCOVERY?
>> YOU HAVE SEEN THIS STUFF?
>> TRUE CRIME AND REAL SICK
YOUR PARENTS WITH WATCH THAT
>> WE PUT A STOP TO IT UNTIL YOU
TAUGHT THEM MINE CRAFT.
>> ONE OR TWO MIGHT ACT OUT BUT
PEOPLE COPY EVERYTHING ON CABLE
YOU WANTS TO PROTECT YOUR
FAMILY, YOU'LL HAVE TO GO FIGHT
THE CABLE COMPANY.
People Copy Everything On Cable
The boys finally discover the culprit responsible for teaching their parents Minecraft.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
Wendy gives a boring report on Syria, while another student's report on Murder Porn gets everyone's interest.x CLOSE
Stan catches his parents watching murder porn. Meanwhile, a real murder takes place in town.x CLOSE
The kids of South Park hold a town hall meeting to discuss the influence of murder porn.x CLOSE
Stan's parents discover a parental lock on their favorite TV channels.x CLOSE
Randy visits the cable company in an effort to take back control of his TV.x CLOSE
The parents seek the help of the only person willing to teach them Minecraft.x CLOSE
Randy and Sharon have trouble igniting passion in their bedroom without their murder porn.x CLOSE
The boys discover how their parents have gotten around the locks they've placed on murder porn.x CLOSE
Randy gets a visit from cops who warn about some mysterious trouble in the neighborhood.x CLOSE
The kids hold a town hall meeting to discuss the outbreak of parents playing Minecraft.x CLOSE