- MICHAEL? YOU HERE?
- I FEEL LIKEWE'RE BEING WATCHED.
- [moaning incoherently]
- DUDE, MICHAEL,ARE YOU OKAY?
- KICK IT OVER.STOP THE PLANT!
OH! OH, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.EMOS ARE PLANTS,
AND THEY'RE INVADINGHUMAN BODIES.
- ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNAGET YOU OUT OF HERE,
AND THEN WE'RE GONNABURN THIS WHOLE PLACE DOWN.
[gun safety clicking]
- I'M SORRY,
BUT I'M AFRAIDTHAT'S NOT THE PLAN.
- YOU DID VERY GOOD.
THE EMO PLANTS ARE PLEASEDWITH YOUR DEDICATION.
- FIRKLE, ALL THIS TIMEWE THOUGHT YOU WERE GOTH.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN EMO?
- DON'T YOU SEEWE CAN'T STOP THEM?
WE MIGHT AS WELL JOIN 'EM.
- YES, EMO KING,RIGHT AWAY.
THE EMO KING WANTS USTO PROCEED AT ONCE.
- UGH, LET US GO,YOU ULTIMATE CONFORMISTS!
- DON'T FIGHT IT.IT'S QUICKER THAT WAY.
- OH, GOD,I'M STARTING TO FEEL EMO.
- WAIT A MINUTE, WHERE THE HELLIS EDGAR ALLAN POE?
- HE SAID HE WAS OVER THIS
AND WAS GONNA HANG OUTAT THE VILLAGE INN.
- HEY, ARE YOU GONNAORDER ANY FOOD
OR ARE YOU JUST GONNA SIT THEREAND DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY?
- LEAVE ME ALONE.I JUST WANT COFFEE.
- LITTLE PRICK.- BITCH.
- POE? EDGAR ALLAN POE,WHERE ARE YOU?
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
YOU'RE SUPPOSEDTO BE HELPING US.
- I CAN'T RIGHT NOW.
I'M DEALING WITH A LOT, AND IJUST HAVE A LOT OF ANXIETY.
- LOOK, WE SUMMONED YOUTO HELP US SAVE THE WORLD.
- WHAT'S THE POINT?
SAVE SOME PEOPLE SOSOME OTHER PEOPLE CAN BE LAME?
AND THEN THOSE LAME-OS CAN BELAME TO SOME OTHER POSERS?
Invading Human Bodies
The mission to rescue Tall Goth is cut short by Emo betrayal.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
The Goth Kids non-conformist South Park intro.x CLOSE
The Goth Kids' hardcore poetry session is interrupted by Henrietta's parents, who want to change their daughter's behavior.x CLOSE
The remaining Goths go to Child Protective Services and explain the difference between Goths and Emos.x CLOSE
The Goths wait for Henrietta's return from camp...but don't like the person who comes back.x CLOSE
Henrietta hangs with the Emos, while the Goths are suspicious about what happened to her.x CLOSE
Tall Goth visits Henrietta and confronts her about what happened at Emo camp.x CLOSE
Another Goth falls victim to the camp for troubled teens.x CLOSE
Depressed about their missing friends, Hair Flip and Little Goth come up with a plan involving the Vamp Kids.x CLOSE
The remaining Goths interrupt the Vamp Kids to share news of the mysterious Emo camp.x CLOSE
The Vamps and the Goths devise a plan to stop the Emo black magic.x CLOSE