- OH, NO YOU DON'T,WENDY.
YOU'RE NOT TRAPPING ME INSIDETHE COMPUTER LAB TO BEAT ME UP.
- BUTTERS, WOULD YOU PLEASELET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING
SO WE CAN PUT THISBEHIND US?
- ALL RIGHT,BUT IF YOU TRY TO PUNCH ME,
- I WANT YOU TO SEEJUST HOW EASY THIS IS,
SO WE CAN BETTERUNDERSTAND EACH OTHER.
THIS IS LISA BERGER'SCLASS PHOTO, RIGHT?
- NOW, FIRST THING WE DOIS JUST
PHOTOSHOP THE BULGESON HER SIDES.
WE SELECT THE EYES,MAKE THEM A NICER SHAPE.
TAKE OFF ANY BLEMISHESON THE SKIN.
LENGTHEN THE NECK.ADD MORE TO THE HAIR.
SELECT THE LIPS.MAKE THEM FULLER.
TAKE OUT ANY PUFFINESSON THE SKIN HERE.
ADD FULLNESS TO THE BREASTS,LENGTH OF THE TORSO.
TAKE AWAYTHAT FOLD OF SKIN.
STREAMLINE THE SHOULDERS.PUT HIGHLIGHTS IN THE EYES.
- THAT'S LISA BERGER?
- DO YOU SEEWHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
- SHE'S PRETTY!
- THAT'S HOW PEOPLELIKE KIM KARDASHIAN
DESTROY THE SELF IMAGEOF LITTLE GIRLS EVERYWHERE.
- HOLD ON.ARE YOU SAYING THAT GIRL
WANTS TO GO OUT WITH ME?
- WHAT--WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- AND I SAID NO?
OH, MAN,I GOTTA UPLOAD THIS,
AND THEN GOBUY HER SOME FLOWERS,
AND THEN GO TELL HERI LOVE HER.
THAT'S LISA BERGER?!
Wendy shows Butters the power of photoshop.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
To boost her confidence, the cheerleaders encourage Lisa Berger to ask Butters on a date.x CLOSE
Wendy confronts Butters about calling a girl fat, but he defends his high standards.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey has a sit down with Butters and Wendy to discuss the mean things said about Kim Kardashian.x CLOSE
Kanye tries to convince the class that his fiance is not a hobbit.x CLOSE
Wendy shows Butters the power of photoshop.x CLOSE
Clyde shows off his new and improved girlfriend to the boys.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey confronts Wendy about her jealous behavior.x CLOSE
Kanye interrupts the Person Of The Year Awards to once again defend his fiance.x CLOSE
Lisa Berger shares her secret to getting all the boys' attention.x CLOSE
They boys check out the girls' new pictures, while Stan asks Wendy for an "updated" one.x CLOSE