- WE FOUND HIM, SIR.
BUT STILL NO SIGNOF THE MISSING BALLOTS.
- GO ON, LEAVE US ALONE.HA, HA.
NOW, LISTEN, LITTLE BOY,THE REASON THIS COUNTRY WORKS
IS BECAUSE PEOPLEGO OUT AND VOTE.
EVERY VOTE COUNTS, AND--
- CUT THE CRAP, MOUSE.
YOU ONLY CARE ABOUTTHE ELECTION RESULTS
BECAUSE ROMNEY WOULD HAVE BEENTOUGHER ON THE CHINESE.
- WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL MEWHERE THE MISSING BALLOTS ARE?
IT'LL MAKE YOUR DEATHA LOT LESS PAINFUL, HA, HA.
- TRUST ME, THEY'RE SOMEWHERENOBODY WILL EVER FIND THEM.
IF YOU KILL ME, THEN OBAMAWILL STAY PRESIDENT,
AND YOU'LL LOSE STAR WARS TO THE CHINESE FOREVER.
- PRETTY NEAT, HUH?HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE ONE?
- I CAN GET THOSE AT KMART.
IF YOU WANT ME TO SWITCH SIDES,
YOU'LL HAVE TO DOBETTER THAN THAT.
- LIKE WHAT?
- I WANT A PARTIN THE NEW MOVIES.
- WELL, THEN, WHY DIDN'TYOU JUST COME TO ME
IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
IF YOU WANNA BEIN THE NEXT STAR WARS,
I'M YOUR GUY, HA HA!
- I GET TO BELUKE SKYWALKER'S SON.
AND THERE HAS TO BE A CHARACTERCALLED JEWBACCA.
- YOU CAN BE LUKE'S SON,YOU CAN BE HAN SOLO'S SON.
I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITSAND A POPSICLE.
WELL, THEN I SUPPOSE THATMAKING THE VOTES PUBLIC
IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
I CAN GET THE BALLOTS FOR YOU.
BUT IF I'M GOINGTO SMUGGLE THEM HERE,
I'M GONNA NEED A BLASTERAND A TAUNTAUN.
- SURE THING!
I GOT TAUNTAUNSCOMING OUT MY ASSHOLE! HA, HA!
- HA, HA!- HA, HA!
- HA, HA!
Cut the Crap, Mouse
Cartman and Mr. Mouse reach an agreement about the missing ballots.
Cartman visits all the swing states and puts his election scheme into motion.x CLOSE
President Obama is officially re-elected, and Cartman lets Kyle in on his voting scam.x CLOSE
With his re-election secured, the President is forced to make good on his promise to the Chinese.x CLOSE
Kyle and the police bust into Cartman's room, but find nothing.x CLOSE
Kyle goes to the boys for help it seems like Butters knows more than he's willing to say.x CLOSE
Cartman and General Tsao sit down at Red Lobster to meet with the newly elected President.x CLOSE
With Butters in the hospital the boys swing by to grill him for information.x CLOSE
The boys burst in and disrupt the meeting between Cartman, General Tsao and President Obama.x CLOSE
The boys search Cartman's house for the ballots, and are paid an unexpected visit by Mr. Mouse.x CLOSE
Cartman pays Butters a hospital visit and assures him that no one will EVER find the hidden ballots.x CLOSE