MAY SCIENCE GIVE US THE COURAGETO DO WHAT WE MUST.
LAUNCH ALL DEFENSIVE SHIPSTO SECTOR J-7 !
TAKE OUT THE OTTERS'CLAM FIELDS !
THE UNITED ATHEIST ALLIANCEHAS SENT OUT ALL THEIR SHIPS !
THEIR CAPITOLIS NOW UNPROTECTED !
THEN BEGINTHE ATTACK !
SCIENCE BE PRAISED.
KILL THE TABLE EATERS !
IN THE NAME OFALMIGHTY SCIENCE !
( phone ringing )
( Future Eric )HELLO... KYLE...
YES, HELLO KYLE.
IT'S ERIC,HOW'S IT GOING ?
WHAT DO YOU WANT ?
KYLE, YOU ARE THESMARTEST GUY I KNOW.
SO I THINK MAYBE YOUARE THE ONLY PERSON
WHO CAN UNDERSTAND THIS.
YOU KNOW HOW EARLIERTODAY I ASKED YOU
TO HELP ME FREEZE MYSELF ?
I'M NOT GOING TO HELP YOUFREEZE YOURSELF, CARTMAN.
IT'S A STUPID IDEA.
NO, SEE, I KNOWIT'S A STUPID IDEA.
BECAUSE I ACTUALLYDID FREEZE MYSELF.
AND... YOU WERE RIGHT,KYLE, IT BACKFIRED
AND I WAS FROZENFOR 500 YEARS
AND NOW I'M CALLING YOUFROM THE FUTURE.
NO, REALLY, KYLE,I'M SERIOUSLY.
HERE, TALK TOMY ROBOT DOG.
BARK, BARK,HELLO KYLE, BARK BARK.
I'M HANGING UP NOW.
NO KYLE, LISTEN, PLEASE !
I THINK RIGHT ABOUT NOW,I'M IN MY MOM'S FREEZER.
SUCK MY BALLS,FAT ASS.
I WILL... I WILL SUCKYOUR BALLS, KYLE.
JUST STOP MEFROM FREEZING MYSELF
AND I WILL GET DOWNON MY KNEES...
AND I WILLSUCK YOUR BALLS.
I'LL SUCK 'EM DRY, KYLE.
( horn honking,car leaving )
OH GOD DAMMIT !
NOW YOU'VE MADE MEMISS MY RIDE !
MY WHOLE DAY ISSCREWED UP BECAUSE OF YOU !
KYLE, KYLE !
ERIC, I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULDSTOP CALLING THE PAST.
YOU COULD CHANGETHE PRESENT.
WELL, I DON'T NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT KIT-9, DO YOU ?
I GUESS NOT,MEOW-MEOW.
HMMM... LET'S SEE...
( explosion )WUGH !MEOW-MEOW !
WAHHH !MEOW-MEOW !
Cartman Offers to Suck Kyle's Balls
Future Cartman tries to prevent Get Kyle to help him.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
Cartman recovers a Nintendo Wii from a run down technology museum.x CLOSE
Future Cartman tries to prevent Get Kyle to help him.x CLOSE
Still trying to leave the future, Cartman reaches out to Garrison for help.x CLOSE
Cartman has frozen himself for 500 years and now lives in the year 2546.x CLOSE
Cartman can't play his Nintendo Wii because it won't connect to his float screen.x CLOSE
Three factions of atheists plan to go to war.x CLOSE
Cartman hears about a phone that can call people in the past.x CLOSE
Cartman can't afford a Crank Prank Time Phone.x CLOSE
Cartman and K-10 steal a Crank Prank Time Phone from two local boys.x CLOSE
The Wise One denounces the upcoming war.x CLOSE