- ERIC, HONEY,WHAT'S THE MATTER?
- IT DIDN'T WORK, MOM.
I INFILTRATED THE NSA,AND I WAS A WHISTLEBLOWER,
AND I THOUGHT EVERYONEWOULD BE SUPER PISSED OFF
AT WHAT I EXPOSEDABOUT THE GOVERNMENT,
BUT NOBODY CARES!
NOBODY CARES THAT THE GOVERNMENTIS LISTENING IN ON EVERYTHING.
NOBODY CARES THAT SANTA CLAUS
IS HOOKED UPTO A BIG, HORRIBLE MACHINE!
- I KNOW THAT THE NSAIS TORTURING SANTA, SWEETIE,
BUT THEY'RE KEEPING US SAFE.
- WELL, NOW YOU JUST SOUNDLIKE EVERYBODY ELSE!
- HONEY, IT'S OKAY.
- IT'S NOT GONNA BE OKAYBECAUSE NOW I'M A WHISTLEBLOWER
AGAINST MY COUNTRYAND I'M GONNA HAVE TO HIDE OUT
- NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO FLYTO RUSSIA, HON.
- I DO TOO.
- NO, IT'LL BE FINE.
HOW ABOUT I MAKE YOU SOMEHOT TEA WITH LEMON AND CODEINE?
I JUST WANT HOT TEA AND CODEINE,NO LEMON!
- OKAY, HON!
HOW WOULD YOULIKE TO KNOW THE TRUTH?
- THE [bleep] ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT, BUTTERS?
- IT'S TIME TO LET GO, ERIC.
DON'T YOU SEETHERE'S NO OTHER WAY?
JUST LET THE GOVERNMENTINTO YOUR HEART.
- IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME,BUTTERS.
I HAVE TO GO TO RUSSIA AND LIVEWITH THE COMMIE DWARVES.
- IT'S NEVER TOO LATE.
THERE'S A PLACEWHERE YOU CAN START OVER.
- WHAT'S THIS?
- YOUR GOVERNMENT DOESN'TLISTEN IN ON YOU TO PUNISH YOU.
YOUR GOVERNMENTJUST WANTS YOU
TO BE HONESTABOUT YOUR MISTAKES.
- I CAN BE FORGIVEN?- YES.
- FOR EVERYTHING BADI'VE EVER DONE?
- AND THEN ALL I HAVE TO DOIS GO BACK TO THIS PLACE
EVERY TIME I DO SOMETHING WRONGAND ADMIT IT,
AND I'M FORGIVEN AGAIN?
- THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
I Can Be Forgiven?
Cartman is upset about his failed NSA infiltration but finds comfort in Butters' message.
Cartman's "private conversation" pisses Kyle off.x CLOSE
Cartman complains about the NSA invading his privacy and sends a message out to his followers.x CLOSE
Butters thanks the government and President Obama for watching over him, while Cartman comes up with a plan to infiltrate the NSA.x CLOSE
The newest form of social media takes your thoughts and puts them directly on the internet.x CLOSE
Cartman uses “Shitter” to talk about his plans for the NSA.x CLOSE
Butters confesses all his sins at the DMV.x CLOSE
Cartman puts on his best disguise to infiltrate the NSA.x CLOSE
Butters uses a visit from Jehovah's Witnesses to spread the good word about the Government.x CLOSE
Cartman has his first day working as an NSA agent.x CLOSE
Butters visits Craig and preaches about letting the government into your heart.x CLOSE