JESUS-- THEIR ARMYIS MASSIVE.
HEAVEN HELP US.
THE BIGGEST BATTLE OF ALL TIMEIS ABOUT TO BEGIN--
THE BATTLE OFTHE FEEDING TUBE !
AS PEOPLE ON BOTH SIDESOF THE ARGUMENT
VIE FOR MEDIAATTENTION !
( everyone shouting )
WE WANT ALLTHE COUNTRY TO SEE
THAT KENNY IS ALIVE,AND IN PAIN !
I BELIEVE THE PEOPLE AT HOMECAN SEE HE'S NOT IN PAIN
BECAUSE HE'S A TOMATO !
YOU SAY TOMATO,BUT I SAY KENNY !
YOU SAY KENNY,BUT I SAY TOMATO !
( back and forthshouting )
UH, EXCUSE ME ?
I, UH, JUST FOUND THE LAST PAGEOF KENNY'S WILL.
I FOUND THE PAGE WHERE KENNYSPECIFIED HIS WISHES
ABOUT BEINGON LIFE SUPPORT.
WELL, WHAT DOES IT SAY ?
( clears throat )
"IF I SHOULD EVER BE INA VEGETATIVE STATE
"AND KEPT ALIVEON LIFE SUPPORT,
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T EVERSHOW ME IN THAT CONDITION
ON NATIONAL TELEVISION."
MAYBE WE LET THIS THINGGET OUT OF HAND.
THIS ISSUE IS SOCOMPLICATED, BUT,
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUSTLET KENNY GO IN PEACE.
YOU MEAN CARTMAN'S SIDEIS RIGHT ?
CARTMAN'S SIDE IS RIGHT,FOR THE WRONG REASONS,
BUT WE'RE WRONG, FORTHE RIGHT REASONS.
( everybody )YEAH !
COME ON, EVERYBODY.
I THINK KENNYWANTS TO BE LEFT ALONE.
Kenny's Final Wishes
The missing page of Kenny's will is found.
Kenny is revived at a bad time.x CLOSE
Cartman proves to court he's Kenny's BFF.x CLOSE
Kenny saves the universe from Satan.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the long line for the new Sony PSP.x CLOSE
Kenny spends his days playing his Sony PSP.x CLOSE
Kenny is the chosen one.x CLOSE
Michael tells Kenny that he is Keanu Reeves.x CLOSE
Kenny's soul is trapped in his body.x CLOSE
A lawyer reads Kenny's will to the boys.x CLOSE
Cartman wants Kenny dead so he can inherit his Sony PSP.x CLOSE