Why would anyone think that I'mon the principal's side?
I hate the principal.I think he's a dick.
So, you don't know anythingabout the principal
that might be newsworthy?
Super School News-worthy?
Just that he hated meand called me a blabbermouth.
I don't thinkI'm a blabbermouth.
I just liketalking to people.
[ Clears throat ] Leslie,what kind of plans do you have?
Do you have any plans?
What kind of plans?
Just, you know, plans.
Like, what are you hopingto...accomplish?
I don't know.What are your plans?
Well, I wantto pursue careers
in both news reportingand comedy.
[ Chuckles ] Really?That's...different.
Yeah, you're pretty differentyourself, Leslie.
I'm starting to think that maybeall ads aren't so bad.
Jimmy, you're thinkingwith your dick.
I am not thinkingwith my dick.Yes, you are.
No, I just thinkthat she's a --Put your dick away.
She's an emotional, interesting,caring girl.Jim. Jimmy.
That's your dick talking.
Believe me.I know how you feel.
Ads promise us things.
Ads are perfect.
But make no mistake --All ads lie.
And all ads deceive.
All Ads Lie
After talking to Leslie again, Jimmy begins to think that ads may not all be bad.