THERE HE IS !
SO DID YOU BREAKA MILLION YET ?
NO, I DIDN'T BREAKA MILLION POINTS
AND UNLOCK SUPERSTARDOM,
ALL RIGHT, I'M DONEWITH THAT STUPID GAME.
AW, COME ON.
ONCE YOU STARTPLAYING GUITAR HERO,
YOU CAN'T STOP 'TIL YOUREACH THE TOP.
I JUST WANNA FINDSOMETHING ELSE TO PLAY.
HAVE YOU PLAYED"REHAB HERO" ?
YOU GET CHASEDBY A BIG DRAGON
BUT YOU KEEP RUNNING AWAYFROM IT.
I JUST WANT A NICE,SIMPLE DRIVING GAME.
HOW'S THAT ?
SURE, KID, SURE.
( lame song playing )
♪ Forever and ever... ♪
( radio DJ )All right,that was the Splindiffs.
And now here's a hit youall remember.
It's the song that twolocal fourth grade boys
scored 100,000 points toon Guitar Hero.
Don't know whateverhappened to those boys.
I guess they're not playingthe game anymore.
♪ Once I rose abovethe noise and confusion ♪
♪ Just to get a glimpsebehind this illusion ♪
♪ I was soaringever higher ♪
♪ But I flew too high
♪ Though my eyescould see ♪
♪ I still was a blind man
♪ Though my mindcan think ♪
♪ I still was a mad man
♪ I hear the voiceswhen I'm dreaming ♪
( engine revving )
♪ I can hearthem say ♪♪
Stan just wants to play a nice, simple driving game.