45 TO YOU, NED.

- [coughing]OH, MAN!

THIS RAINY DAY WOMANIS THE BOMB.

YOU GUYS DON'T KNOWWHAT YOU'RE MISSING.

- WELL, YOU KNOW,YOU COULD SHARE

SOME OF THAT WITH US, RANDY.

- NO, NELSON,THAT'S ILLEGAL.

I CAN SMOKE THISBECAUSE I HAVE CANCER.

- AW, COME ON, JUST GIVE USA LITTLE BIT!

- YEAH.

- GET YOUR OWNMEDICINAL MARIJUANA CARDS!

YOU'VE ALL GOT PERFECTLY GOODMICROWAVES AT HOME.

LOOK, I'M TELLING YOU GUYS,IT'S AWESOME.

I CAN HAVE ALL THE POT I WANT.

I GET AROUNDFASTER THAN WALKING,

AND WHEREVER I NEED A SEAT,I CAN JUST SIT ON MY BALLS.

LET ME TELL YOUSOMETHING ELSE.

CHICKS LOVE THEM.

- WOMEN LOVE HUGE BALLS?

- LOVE THEM.

EVERYWHERE I GO,WHEN I WALK BY,

CHICKS ARE, LIKE,TURNING THEIR HEADS

AND GOING, "WHAAA?"

I NEVER KNEW HOW MUCH WOMENLOVED GUYS' BALLS

UNTIL I GOT THESE PUPPIES.

- TRAVIS, DID YOU TAKE OUTTHE GARBA--WHAAA?

- SEE?