45 TO YOU, NED.
- [coughing]OH, MAN!
THIS RAINY DAY WOMANIS THE BOMB.
YOU GUYS DON'T KNOWWHAT YOU'RE MISSING.
- WELL, YOU KNOW,YOU COULD SHARE
SOME OF THAT WITH US, RANDY.
- NO, NELSON,THAT'S ILLEGAL.
I CAN SMOKE THISBECAUSE I HAVE CANCER.
- AW, COME ON, JUST GIVE USA LITTLE BIT!
- GET YOUR OWNMEDICINAL MARIJUANA CARDS!
YOU'VE ALL GOT PERFECTLY GOODMICROWAVES AT HOME.
LOOK, I'M TELLING YOU GUYS,IT'S AWESOME.
I CAN HAVE ALL THE POT I WANT.
I GET AROUNDFASTER THAN WALKING,
AND WHEREVER I NEED A SEAT,I CAN JUST SIT ON MY BALLS.
LET ME TELL YOUSOMETHING ELSE.
CHICKS LOVE THEM.
- WOMEN LOVE HUGE BALLS?
- LOVE THEM.
EVERYWHERE I GO,WHEN I WALK BY,
CHICKS ARE, LIKE,TURNING THEIR HEADS
AND GOING, "WHAAA?"
I NEVER KNEW HOW MUCH WOMENLOVED GUYS' BALLS
UNTIL I GOT THESE PUPPIES.
- TRAVIS, DID YOU TAKE OUTTHE GARBA--WHAAA?
Women Love Huge Balls?
At poker night, Randy brags about his big balls.
The boys after-practice tradition hits a serious road block.x CLOSE
Randy gets his physical and is pissed to discover he's in perfect health.x CLOSE
Cartman and his mom drive to the nearest chicken joint, only to get more bad news.x CLOSE
Randy tries his best to get cancer, while Cartman tries to fight his addiction.x CLOSE
Randy finally gets his prescription for weed.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a source for his addiction, but winds up owing them big time.x CLOSE
After visiting the weed store, Randy finds a new use for his balls.x CLOSE
The chicken deal goes down.x CLOSE
At poker night, Randy brags about his big balls.x CLOSE
Cartman gets further involved with the chicken syndicate, while swollen balls take South Park by storm.x CLOSE