- YES, WE SEE, MR. CAMERON.
- THIS IS WHERE THE BAR WASJUST A FEW YEARS AGO.
IT WAS LOWERED HERE,
WHEN PRESIDENT CLINTON GOTA BLOWJOB IN THE OVAL OFFICE,
AND SUDDENLY MEN WHO WERE JUSTGETTING BLOWJOBS IN ALLEYWAYS
THOUGHT THEY WEREN'TALL THAT BAD.
BUT CLEARLY SOMETHING ELSEHAS LOWERED THE BAR EVEN MORE!
I MUST GO DEEPER!
WE'RE IN THE PIPE--FIVE BY FIVE.
- I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
I MEAN, I HATE CARTMANWITH ALL MY HEART,
BUT I CAN'T HELP FEELING ASHAMEDFOR TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIM.
BUT SHOULD I FEEL SHAME?
WHATEVER LOWERED THE BAR,IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
SO IF I KIND OF GO WITH IT,
IS IT REALLYUNFAIR TO CARTMAN?
- I GUESS NOT.
BUT WHAT IS IT, EXACTLY,YOU'RE TRYING TO DO?
- JUST, YOU KNOW, MAKESOME MONEY OFF HIM.
LIKE HONEY BOO BOO.
- DUDE! DUDE, NOT COOL.
- HAVEN'T YOU HEARDWHAT HAPPENED?
HONEY BOO BOO'S HEARTGAVE OUT.
- WHAT? OH, MY GOD.
- YEAH, DUDE,IT'S REALLY SERIOUS.
Searching For The Bar
James Cameron continues his quest to raise the bar, while Kyle and Stan have a heart to heart.
The boys go shopping and can't help notice all the fat people on mobility scooters.x CLOSE
Cartman gets a mobility scooter and demands that Kyle make his bathroom handicapped accessible.x CLOSE
Cartman struggles with the shame of his new mobility scooter.x CLOSE
The government installs "tip assist" on all mobility scooters, as Cartman gives an impassioned speech about his size.x CLOSE
Kyle and Stan sit down to watch Honey Boo Boo.x CLOSE
James Cameron begins his underwater quest to raise the bar.x CLOSE
Token and Kyle devise a plan to make a documentary about Cartman's obesity.x CLOSE
Kyle unveils his documentary about Cartman.x CLOSE
Kyle confronts Token about the "documentary" they made together.x CLOSE
James Cameron continues his quest to raise the bar, while Kyle and Stan have a heart to heart.x CLOSE