- STUDENTS, I WOULD LOVE TOINTRODUCE YOU ALL
TO THE FUTURE, MKAY?
STARTING TODAY, OUR SCHOOL
WILL BE OPERATING ENTIRELYON INTELLILINK.
NOW WHENEVER YOU NEED TO SEETHE SCHOOL NURSE
OR TALK TO ME, YOUR COUNSELOR,YOU CAN SIMPLY SIGN UP
USING THIS SIMPLEINTEGRATED PORTAL.
YOU CAN USE A COMMUTER
OR ANY OFTHE INTELLILINK PANELS
WHICH ARE LOCATEDTHROUGHOUT THE SCHOOL.
LET'S SAY YOU'RE INTHE CAFETERIA, MKAY,
AND YOU START COUGHING UP BLOODAND NEED TO SEE THE NURSE.
YOU JUST CLICKON SCHOOL CLINIC...[click]
MKAY? SEE NURSE...[click]
[click]- ♪ ALL NIGHT LONG
- OKAY.I MUST BE IN THE WRONG MENU,
YOU CAN SEE YOU CAN CONTROLTHE SOUND SYSTEM AS WELL.
[click] IT'S ALLINTEGRATED AND SMARTLINKED,
AND THIS ISA GREAT IDEA, MKAY?
LET'S LOOK AT THE MESSAGE BOARD.MESSAGE BOARD. [click]
HERE YOU CAN EASILY WRITEMESSAGES TO EACH OTHER
OR TO THE FACULTY, MKAY?FOR INSTANCE, HERE WE GO.
HERE'S A MESSAGE FROM KYLE'SLITTLE BROTHER, IKE BROFLOVSKI.
MKAY, LITTLE IKE SAYS,"MY BROTHER IS A HOMO."
- IKE MADE A LITTLE DRAWING OFHIS BROTHER TOO.
DREW A NICE PICTUREWITH A NICE BIRD
HANGING OFF KYLE'S FOREHEAD.MKAY, THAT'S NICE.
- HA HA HA HA HA!
- THAT'S A NICE CRANE,
NICE WHOOPING CRANE COMING OFFKYLE'S HEAD THERE.
- THAT'S NOT A CRANE.IT'S A DICK AND BALLS.
A Nice Whooping Crane
Mr. Mackey introduces the school's new computer system, Intellilink.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey introduces the school's new computer system, Intellilink.x CLOSE
Kyle tries to get some quality time with his brother watching Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Ike and Kyle sit down to watch an informative video about Canadian Puberty.x CLOSE
After continued problems with the school's new system, Mr. Mackey calls in Cody, the Itellilink Smartnician.x CLOSE
Kyle has bad news about Yo Gabba Gabba, and Ike does not take it well.x CLOSE
Ike tames Foofa's strange at Yo Gabba Gabba Live. Afterwards, the Gabba gang confronts Kyle and his brother about Ike's behavior.x CLOSE
The Canadian Minister of Health sits down with a friend to discuss issues with his wife.x CLOSE
The school faculty holds a meeting to discuss the many problems with the Intellilink system.x CLOSE
The Yo Gabba Gabba gang tries to make Foofa reconsider her plans to go on the MTV Music Awards.x CLOSE