And now on Park County Cable Access,
"Should We Start to Worry?"with your host Jim Kimble.
As our town continues to burnto the ground,
Satan has been slaughteredand sent to heaven.
Should we start to worry?
Joining me now, an experton our county resources
and preparedness, Alec Vaughn.
Alec, shouldwe start to worry?
Jim, I thinkwe should definitely consider
starting to worry.
Satan was one of the mostpowerful entities,
supposedly,in the universe,
and ManBearPig annihilated himlike a bitch.
I don't think we shouldwaste any more time
of beginning to think aboutstarting to worry.
Also joining us is the formerVice President, Al Gore.
Mr. Gore, do you believeit's time for us to deliberate
the processof starting to worry?
[ Echoing ] If by worrying,you mean getting cereal,
then an emphatic "yes!"
I don't thinkthere's any more room
for not consideringunderestimating the importance
of beginning to startthe process of mulling over
the conceptualizationof starting to worry.
And the time to do it is...very soon.
Hey, whatare you doing?
I'm beinga spiritual mentor.
These people aredepending on me.
No, they'redepending on me!
I'm depending on you,goofball!
[ Screams and sirens wailing ]Aah!
All right,looks like we're clear.
I can't believe it'sthe weekend, and I'm at school!
This isthe best place to hide.
Why? Of all the placeswe could hide,
why do I have to sit herein school?
Where's the last place anyonewould think we would hide?
The scene of our supposed crime,dummies! We're safe here.
I'd rather be in jailthan in school.
[ Door knob rattling ]
Guys, thank God!Just stay right there, Grandpa!
I know all about the deal.I know what we have to do.
How'd youfind us here?
I figured you guyswere hiding somewhere.
This is the first placeI thought to look.
Yeah, I guess we're dummies,huh, Kenny?
Yeah, I guess we're dummies.
Guys, listen --My stupid grandpa
and a bunch of other old peoplemade the deal with ManBearPig.
It's here becauseof their greediness.
Shut up, Grandpa!
I know where to go,but I need your help.
I'm going to face ManBearPigand put an end to this deal.
Are you crazy? We just sawManBearPig take down Satan.
What the hell are we supposed todo against it?
We have to try.
[ Siren wails ]
Man: Attention schoolshooters...again.
We have you surrounded...again.
Come outwith your hands up!
We just sat in schoolfor nothing.
Listen!We know what to do now!
Drop to the ground and putyour hands on your heads.
No, I needto face ManBearPig.
We have orders!You're coming with us!
Yates:Belay those orders!
I've been a fooldenying ManBearPig's existence,
and I didn't realize ittill I went home.
My wife...had starteda new life without me.
I wanted to give up,
but instead,I robbed a bank in Saint Denis,
and I went to an islandnorth of Cuba.
After I came back, that'swhen it all caught up with me.
All the stagecoachesI had robbed,
all the horses I had stole --for what?!
We're nothing if we don'tbelieve in each other!
And God damn it, it's nevertoo late to start trying
to do the right thing.
You think you knowwhat that is boys?
Yes, I do.
We're going to faceManBearPig
and put an end to this dealonce and for all.
Okay, sign here...and here.
These documents statemerely that you've been granted
power of attorney by your townand that you wish to attempt
to voidthe current agreement.
Since this isa renegotiation,
you agree that ManBearPighas right to compensation
for termination,and you will give up all rights
to specified assets.
Yes. Yes, we agree to give backcars and ice cream.
[ ManBearPig grunts ]
Uh, let me conferwith my client.
[ Grunting softly ]Uh-huh. Got it. Yes.
My client saysthat he --
[ Grunting softly ]
Kay. Uh, mm-hmm.
ManBearPig hasno interest
in you giving up carsand ice cream.
Well, what's he want everyoneto give up?
[ Crowd murmuring ]
There! There he is!There he is!
Is it over?!
Um, he says he'll nevercome back again, but...
we have to give up soy sauceand Red Dead Redemption 2.
Just plain rice?
Yeah,that's what I thought.
Um, could we possibly talk aboutrestructuring a new deal?
No. No. Just, like, can we do,like, a renegotiation?
All right,sign here and here
that you are enteringa renegotiation with ManBearPig.
-Where do I sign that?-Right there.
Okay.Yeah, I thought so.
Shut up, Grandpa.
Man: And sign herethat ManBearPig has rights
to the lives of all childrenin third world countries.
Kay, got it.
And you agreeto ignore ManBearPig
until he returnsin five years,
in which time the carnagewill be a thousand fold.
Your time is nigh!Face your end!
Um, it looks likeSatan is here.
Should I startto worry?
[ Scattered applause ]