SUNSHINEAND HAPPY THOUGHTS!

SUNSHINE AND HAPPY THOUGHTS,HUT!

OH, NO! THAT KID'SGOING TO INTERCEPT IT!

GOOD JOB, KID!

[thud]- STAN?

STAN!

- DAD?

- GET IN THE CAR, STAN.

WE'RE GOING HOME.- WHAT?

- WE'RE SORRY, STANLEY,

WE DON'T WANT YOU PLAYINGTHIS SPORT ANYMORE.

- HEY, GET OFF THE FIELD,MKAY!

- EVERYONE!EVERYONE, LISTEN!

THERE'S SOMETHING YOU ALL NEEDTO KNOW ABOUT SARCASTABALL.

IT TURNS OUTIT'S TOTALLY SAFE.

YEAH, IT'S SUPER SAFE.

IT'S, LIKE, SO SAFE THAT WESHOULD HAVE EVERY KID PLAY IT.

SORRY, SORRY. HANG ON.

GOTTA NOT BE SO SARCASTIC.

[clears throat]LET ME TRY THAT AGAIN.

LISTEN, EVERYONE, IF YOU LETYOUR KIDS PLAY SARCASTABALL,

YOU'RE A FUCKIN' GENIUS.

OH! [groans]CUT, SORRY.

TRY THIS AGAIN.[clears throat]

LOOK, WHAT I'M TRYINGTO SAY IS,

WE SHOULD HAVE, LIKE,TEN SARCASTABALL LEAGUES,

BECAUSE THEN EVERYONE--GOD DAMN IT!

- STANLEY, JUST GET YOUR THINGSAND COME ON.

WE'RE GOING HOME.

- WHOA, YOU CAN'T TELL MEWHAT TO DO!

- YEAH, WE'RE YOUR PARENTS.WE CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO.

- DON'T YOU SEE WHAT THIS SPORTHAS DONE TO YOUR FATHER?

- DO YOU WANT TO END UPLIKE HIM?

- OH, RIGHT,LIKE HE DOESN'T EXAGGERATE

EVERY DISEASE HE GETS.

- OH, RANDY!IT'S HAPPENING!

[crying]

- MR. MARSH, LISTEN.

I KNOW YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR SON,BUT HE'S A HECK OF A PLAYER.

HE'S GOOD AT TICKLING, LAUGHING,AND GETTIN' ALONG.

- LOOK, THE POINTHAS BEEN MADE, OKAY?

I'M WARNING YOU, BEING THISSARCASTIC IS DANGEROUS.

- WE'RE NOT BEING SARCASTIC,DAD!

IS IT SO HARD TO BELIEVE

THAT WE REALLY ENJOY A SPORTTHAT HAS NO VIOLENCE?

IS IT SO HARD FOR YOUTO BELIEVE

THAT WHEN BUTTERS SAYS

COMPETITIVENESS CAN BECOMPASSIONATE,

HE'S BEINGCOMPLETELY SINCERE?

- I DON'T SEE HOW ANYONECOULD PLAY THIS GAME

WITH ANY SINCERITY.

- THAT'S BECAUSEYOU'RE TOO GRUMPY

AND NEGATIVE TO BELIEVE IT.

WHAT YOU NEEDIS A SPORTS DRINK

THAT CAN BOOST YOUR LEVELS OFCARING AND GOODNESS.

- YEAH, DAD,YOU NEED SOME OF THIS.

- [groans]

THIS IS CUM.