♪ Christ the savioris born ♪
Deejay: Continuing with non-stop holiday music.
Here's a song from that hot new group, The PC babies.
It's a song about how the idea of Mrs. Claus
perpetuates female stereotypes.
It's called "Jingle All the Waggghgh."
[ A Christmas song playswith babies crying ]
I don't needanything more.
I mean, if I don't win thatbike parade, I don't care.
I have you guys,and that's more important
than a bike paradewill ever be.
No it isn't,Butters.
I want to quitworking for Amazon.
I want to join my friendsin striking, but...
I know that you have to haveyour stuff to be happy.
No, I don't dad.
You need your Amazon Prime showsand your music and your books
and your thingsdelivered to your door,
like little presents to yourselfthat make you feel satisfied.
I can live without those things,but you can't.
I'm gonna continueto work at Amazon --
I'm with theTegridy Weed Company.
We're just making surefolks are aware
of our newrewards program.
We now have three levelsof membership for our weed.
There's Tegridy, Tegridy Plus,and Tegridy Elite.
But you don't want to be elite,'cause elite's got no Tegridy.
Jingle All the Waggghgh
Stephen explains why he must go back to work at the Fulfillment Center.